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Worst personal assistant ever

Just in case any of you have stayed awake at night wondering if Siri has become any more adept at sending text messages for me, let me assure you that she has not.


I’m not sure what she thought I was trying to say but this makes my life sound a lot fancier than it is in reality.

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    I feel your pain! I tried to speak in the most bland accent possible the other day, and she still didn’t hear me correctly. Maybe if I do a robot voice or something….

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    Barb Schwarz says:

    Is this about a car-mounted vacuum?? You should put these together and patent a party game of figuring out “Siri Speak”!!

  3. 3
    Erin Seaman says:

    Translation please!

  4. 4

    Hearing your complaints about Siri makes me feel better about having an older iphone. Sounds like I’m really not missing out on that much.

  5. 5

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  6. 6

    What Barb said! Siri never fails to provide entertainment when I am trying to dictate a message. Most times it’s way better than what I would have meant to say in the first place.

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    Shannon says:

    I literally just laughed out loud! Your Siri posts crack me up. Keep em comin!

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    Marie M.C. says:

    Huh? What exactly were you trying to say? Remember how in the olden days we’d just pick up the phone, the one connected to the wall, with a twirly cord — and talk — no robot, no tes Melanie — thank you so much for your wonderful post on baseball over xt The Pioneer Woman. *Sigh.* Wonderful to read all the comments. So many great baseball movies. Now I need to make a list and get them to watch again. With Crackerjack.

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    Don’t have Siri but do have a car helper to make my calls for me. Why would she think I want to call every 800 number she can think of when I said “Call Will”. He’s my boy, big boy. Hands free it is but if you see me screaming while driving it is because my little phone helper is calling a friend in China!

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