Just to let y’all know, I apparently have a cold. My throat is sore and I’m a little achy. I find it ironic that I started feeling bad less than 48 hours after I began my new Acai Berry regimen. So much for the boost to my immune system.
Someone asked me what I meant when I mentioned that P buys his own snake boots in my post about mens’ jeans. These are snake boots.
With these boots, he is singlehandedly bringing sexy back.
They come up to his knees, lace all the way up and are camoflauge. Supposedly they are made of material tough enough to withstand a rattlesnake bite.
I think we all know the truth is any self-respecting snake would take one look at those boots and decide no way is he biting into something that ugly.
I’m fairly certain you won’t ever see these boots on any kind of fashion runway. The hunting world and the fashion world rarely, if ever, cross paths. Well, unless you count all the booths at the Hunters’ Extravaganza that feature camo clothes for women accented with bedazzles.
And we should all know that’s not fashion.
However, I saw something yesterday from the Fall 2008 Benjamin Cho collection that made me think the two worlds might not be as far apart as I previously believed.
I don’t know about y’all but, considering the man I’m married to, this ensemble just screams domestic tragedy.
I think it’s safe to assume that Benjamin Cho hasn’t spent a lot of time around hunters.
So, on to the questions.
1. Kelly at Love Well asks: “I wear jeans six days out of seven. I vary it occasionally by wearing black yoga pants or other more-relaxed fare. But really — I wonder if it’s acceptable to be wearing denim every day of the week. Problem is, I don’t know what else to wear.”
I am going to set you free and let you know I think it is more than acceptable to wear jeans six days out of seven, especially when you live in a cold climate. Here in South Texas we have the luxury of being able to sport shorts on our winter-white bodies in the middle of January, but that’s not possible when you live somewhere that requires a parka.
Jeans are a mama’s best fashion friend. They can be dressed up or down depending on what the day holds. Embrace them. Love them.
This is the reason I believe that every woman should buy the best jeans she can afford. I spend more on my jeans than pretty much anything else in my closet, but they last for years and I wear them almost every day. I can’t say the same for the Nicole Miller dress hanging in my closet that I’ve only worn a handful of times.
I’m not saying that good jeans have to be expensive jeans, but take the time to shop around and find a few pairs that you love.
Now once summer comes around I think there are some other great options to denim, which is great because otherwise I would melt into a puddle from the heat. Oh my goodness, the heat.
I went in Old Navy on Wednesday (to return the Papaw blue jeans) and let me tell you that if you’re trying to not spend money, do NOT go in there. The cuteness, it was overwhelming. They have really cute shorts that come in different lengths. I particularly loved these and these. I also loved these because I am slightly obsessed with green these days.
And I know I’ve mentioned it once or a hundred times, but skirts or cotton dresses are fabulous for summer and can take you from the playground to lunch with the girls. I realize it’s white, but I adore this dress from Old Navy. And this is a fun skirt.
2. Rachel asks: “I need, desperately need, to find some jeans that are NOT made of stretch fabric, have an actual waist designed to be up where a waist truly is, and have actual room in the seat and thighs. Comfort is absolutely essential. If I wanted to be miserable I would put on hosiery. Please, Big Mama, do such things still exist, and can they be purchased in an actual bricks-and-mortar store?”
Oh, Rachel. You are in luck. The tides of fashion have turned in your favor and there are indeed options to low-rise jeans that can be found in actual stores.
I know many people aren’t fans of the low-rise jean, but if you’ve been watching American Idol this season you are well aware that high-waisted pants aren’t necessarily a good thing.
These are cute girls with darling figures, but seeing those high-waisted pants makes me want to curl up in the fetal position. I won’t go back. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME GO BACK.
So, how about a compromise? I know I talk about them every week as if I were being paid by the National Association of Trouser Jeans Manufacturers, but trouser jeans will look good on anyone. (by the way, if the NATJM exists, I would totally accept money)
Check out these jeans that are supposed to hold in your tummy and boost your rear. Why that’s a miracle wrapped in denim.
And if you’re not a fan of the trouser jean, then head to Gap. Their classic bootcut jeans are made to hit below the waist, but not so low that you have to worry about what color underwear you have on. I’ve also heard good things about their Long and Lean jeans. They’ve never worked for me personally, but I have a long and complicated history with Gap jeans. They turned their back on me at some point in the mid-90’s and I don’t know if we’ll ever get back the love we once shared.
3. Karen asks: “My 30th high school reunion is this summer. It is being held at a beach club in New Jersey, so it’s not even semi-formal – more dressy-casual. There will be people there in shorts and hawaiian shirts (God have mercy). I would like to appear 20 pounds slimmer without having to give up the thin mints. Any suggestions?
First of all, I think you need to dream bigger than that. Why not figure out a way to actually BE 20 pounds slimmer without having to give up the Thin Mints? That, my friend, would endear you to women everywhere who cannot put down the Girl Scout cookies.
When I think about the illusion of slimness, I always think black. Depending on the look you want, you could do something like this or maybe this paired with some long, black shorts (or cropped pants depending on how you feel about your knees) and some cute wedge heels.
I hope that helps point you in the right direction. You could also just look for a simple, black sheath dress and pair it with some fun, bright accessories.
That’s all I’ve got for today.
Oh, except for two bonus items that I must tell y’all about. Go to Target and get yourself this shirt for summer. They come in a bunch of colors and are very light and thin, so you’ll need to wear a tank underneath them. I don’t know if they are still on sale, but last week they were only $9.99.
And go to Old Navy and get these printed flip-flops. If you buy two or more pairs, they are only $4.00 a piece. That’s the price of a box of Girl Scout cookies and much more friendly to your hips and thighs.
Now I’m off to flush my Acai Berry capsules down the toilet and find some throat lozenges.
Oh I kid. I hate throat lozenges.
Y’all have a great Friday.