Beware of four-year-olds who are too quiet for an extended period of time.
Hypothetically speaking, they might be in the other room giving themselves tiger stripes with magic markers, coloring their feet completely red and accenting their eyelids with a nice shade of blue.
Or maybe it’s not so hypothetical.
And yes, we actually went out in public like that just a few minutes later.
I figured the nice folks at the post office would understand. They see their share of crazy.