Here are a few questions running through my head right now:
Why did Casey James choose Power of Love out of every other number one song that’s ever existed?
What was up with all the trombones and assorted horned instruments for that matter?
Why did I have to take Calculus in college when I knew I’d never use it again?
How do you determine that your dog knows Calculus? And who has that much time on their hands?
Why did I think it was a good idea to put white tile in my guest bathroom?
How do I balance using a moisturizer with Retinol to fight wrinkles with my need to use self-tanner on my face to combat all the whiteness? Doesn’t the Retinol just exfoliate the self-tanner right off?
At what point should I quit pulling my gray hairs and go for the color treatment?
Should I get my new $30 Joe’s Jeans hemmed to wear with flats or keep them long to wear with heels?
Are there any iPhone apps that I need to have yet don’t know about?
Why can’t Jill and Bethenny just work it out?
Why don’t more swimsuit designers use underwire when so many of us clearly need it?
Is there anyone out there who really wants to wear a booty bra?
And, most importantly, why is there a fake turkey in my backyard?
Thank you in advance for any answers you can provide to these very important questions.