From the monthly archives:

June 2009

Every party (hopefully not every pool) has a pooper

June 30, 2009

This is pretty much the same face I get every day when I tell her that it’s time to leave the pool. I realize it’s 115 degrees and there is no better place to be than in what has quickly become a lukewarm swimming pool (please let it be due to the extreme heat wave [...]

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A better place

June 29, 2009

I’ve always heard that celebrities die in threes and that certainly seemed to be the case last week when Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson all passed away. However, there are two more deaths that need to be added to that list. The first is Shifty Powers. If you’ve never watched “Band of Brothers” [...]

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Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Ma Coo Sa

June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson has moonwalked for the last time and I am sad. After I heard the news yesterday, I immediately called Gulley to see if she’d heard the news because I felt like I needed to share the moment with someone who, like me, spent a better part of 1983-1984 memorizing the choreography to the [...]

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And I shall name these new five pounds “butter”

June 25, 2009

Listen. Those cinnamon rolls were just the literal icing on the cake of food sins I committed in the last few days at the ranch. Forgive me, Jillian Michaels, for I have sinned; it’s been one week and 80,000 calories since my last confession or Shred workout or whatever. I love that so many of [...]

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Breakfast of champions who don’t mind a lot of sugar and fat

June 24, 2009

Ree brought some homemade cinnamon rolls to us for breakfast this morning and I’m pretty sure they’re the reason God made Oklahoma.

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