Month: August 2012

  • Fashion Friday: Edition it’s a holiday weekend

    I almost hate to mention this for fear of jinxing it, but then I remembered I don’t believe in jinxes so I’m hoping it’s okay.

    We have had no wardrobe drama this school year.

    Granted, we’re only five days in.

    But we majorly cleaned out Caroline’s closet the week before school began. It was fairly easy since she had basically outgrown almost everything and decided she no longer likes anything plaid.

    On the first day of school she had her outfit all ready to go so that was easy. But then the next day I noticed she finished breakfast, announced she was going to her room to get dressed, and came out ten minutes later wearing something that passed as acceptable.

    (Sure, it’s probably not what I would have picked but I’m done climbing that mountain.)

    Not only that, she’d even managed to put her hair in a side ponytail with a bow all by herself.

    What is happening?

    I thought maybe it was a fluke. A one time thing. But she’s done it every day this week.

    Which is so much better and less stress-inducing than our old method of her asking me to pick out something just so she could reject it. I think she’s finally realized that maybe you shouldn’t make your mother want to drink before 8 a.m.

    We’ll see if it lasts.

    Anyway, here are a few things I’ve found this week:

    1. leopard print belt

    I saw this in Old Navy and it is just perfect. A good leopard print. I can totally picture it with some colored jeans and a denim shirt. Or maybe around a cute tunic of some sort.

    2. bus friends cardigan

    I like this. It’s a little Joseph and his coat of many colors, but it’s fun.

    3. noticed everyday coat

    This is just red and fun. And red.

    4. wool blend cardigan

    Why am I looking at stuff like this when it’s 100 degrees outside?

    5. sunset in the fall cardigan

    And this. But it might be really cute around Thanksgiving when the temps plunge into the 60s.

    6. lenny and eva bracelet

    I love these Lenny and Eva bracelets. And the one pictured above is really special because all profits go straight to World Vision.

    But there are tons of other options and colors and styles. I don’t know how I’ll ever decide what I want.

    7. pintuck texture tunic

    I adore this tunic. I would like one in every color.

    8. rockstar super skinny jeans

    My friend Steph told me one of her friends told her about these jeans. They’re inexpensive, come in a ton of great colors and are the perfect way to enjoy the colored jean trend without a big investment.

    But a warning. The pockets aren’t very flattering so you may want to only wear them if you’re wearing a longer top. However, I tend to think that’s a good rule of thumb for skinny jeans in general.

    9. maxi skirt

    I’m a fan of the maxi skirt. Especially when they’re made of cotton and comfortable and you can throw them on and look like you put some effort into your appearance.

    10. mia calvary boots

    If you’re looking for a cute boot that’s reasonably priced, these may be it.

    That’s all for today.

    Y’all have a great Friday.

  • Sometimes Wednesdays are boring

    After y’alls comments yesterday I feel like I need to try about forty-two different kinds of mascara. I don’t know how I’ll ever decide. But I’ll keep you posted on what I end up with and if I love it and adore it and have people stop me on the street to ask about my eyelashes.

    Here’s how our week is going. Please lower your expectations.

    On Monday morning we jumped right out of bed. Then on Tuesday morning we still managed to have a little spring in our step and were even ready in time to walk to school.

    Yesterday morning we slept until the alarm went off. And I was in such a stupor that I walked into the kitchen, poured Caroline a bowl of Cheerios and then threw the spoon in the trash.

    So basically we’re only three days in and I’ve reached a low.

    Oh. And I also realized after I’d dropped her off that I forgot to pack her water bottle.

    This doesn’t really bode well for the rest of the year. Or maybe I’m just having to readjust to a real schedule where we actually have to be somewhere at a certain time.

    I spent most of the day running errands and ended up at Michaels. Which led to me feel completely inadequate because I see all these cute crafty-type items and think that maybe this will be the year I make some fabulous wreath for the back door or stack some faux bales of hay by the back steps with a wagon full of pumpkins, but deep inside I know it’s all lies. LIES. Because I’m more of a pay someone to make something really cute for me kind of person than a make something cute kind of person.

    And even though I can find a step-by-step tutorial on Pinterest on how to make my pumpkins look like mummies or witches or preppy argyle sweaters, I tend to just pin those things as if that will make them magically appear on my porch.

    So I left Michaels pretty much empty-handed. And certainly not any closer to coming up with a fall centerpiece for my dining room table. Any suggestions are appreciated.

    (This should be the point in the post where you realize I really have nothing to write about if I’m talking this much about Michaels)

    After I picked Caroline up from school we ran by Academy because she needed new soccer cleats since her foot basically grew two sizes over the summer. That’s not even an exaggeration.

    We spent the better part of my life in the shoe aisle at Academy looking at all the various cleats. Because it’s not just about which ones feel the best, it’s about which ones look the best. And I appreciate that. I really do.

    But for the love of all that is good and pure, just make a decision.

    She finally decided on the pink and black Adidas. Which is when we realized they didn’t have her size. And so she ended up with some gold and white Pumas that I assured her looked “fierce” and she informed me I pronounced “Puma” the wrong way.

    Why do you want to correct your mother who’s buying you new soccer cleats?

    And then we bought a new pair of running shorts because that is apparently going to be her standard attire again this year.

    Then I came home and took two Advil.

    And that was our day.

  • Because six is the number I pulled out of a hat

    Well, the good news is my car is legal again. I took it back to the service station around noon yesterday and the whole thing only took about five minutes. Which made me feel a little stupid about putting it off for so long. And for about three seconds I felt inspired to do a few other things I’ve been procrastinating on, but that feeling pretty much passed as soon as I drove out of the parking lot.

    There are a couple or six things I wanted to share with y’all.

    1. I’m almost out of mascara. Which means I’m in the market for a great mascara that will perform eyelash miracles. Please let me know if you have any suggestions.

    2. My wonderful and extremely patient agent, Bill Jensen, posted this link on his Facebook page. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to write a book this pretty much sums it up. I laughed until I cried.

    3. Speaking of books, several of y’all (at least two) have asked about my book, Sparkly Green Earrings. It’s all finished. Cover art and everything. And it’s coming out the first week of February.

    I’ll be here alternating between excitement and wanting to curl up in the fetal position if you need me.

    4. If you haven’t watched this Feel Inside (And Stuff) video by Flight of The Conchords then your life isn’t as good as it could be.

    5. I kind of fell off the fitness wagon this summer and have got to get back on. But I can’t run everyday because I hate running. And I can’t face doing The Shred because it makes me so dang angry. Not to mention that I can’t even get off the toilet seat for the first five days after I do it.

    So I ordered Body by Bethenny. I’ll let you know how it goes. I hear those exercise DVDs can really work if you actually put them in your DVR an use them.

    6. I wrote a post about football movies on Ree’s blog. You can read it here.

    I’m slightly depressed about the whole thing now that the Aggies season opener has been rescheduled due to Hurricane Isaac but I guess that makes sense because, you know, it’s a hurricane. Stay safe if you’re on the Gulf Coast.

    And that’s it for today. I know it’s brief but back to school is kind of kicking my rear end this week. I mean, did you not read the part about how I had to get my car inspected? It was exhausting.

    Y’all have a great day.

  • First day of school

    Yesterday morning P woke Caroline and me up bright and early. And, in what will be the only time for the next nine months, we jumped out of bed ready to start the day and I cooked eggs for breakfast. Not that I’m opposed to making a delicious home-cooked breakfast. I’m just opposed to going to the effort so that someone can just move eggs around on a plate and tell me they’re full.

    It’s really best for all involved parties if I just whip up a bowl of dry Honey Nut Cheerios.

    I’d made Pioneer Woman’s prairie sushi the night before and I have to confess a little pride over how cute her lunch looked. I should have taken a picture but it was so early and my brain was still trying to compute what was going on.

    Then she put on her first day of school outfit, put her hair in a side ponytail with a bow because “it’s what all the fourth grade girls wear”, and I made her go out on the front porch so I could take the requisite first day of school pictures.

    (I know everyone on Pinterest makes you feel like you have to have one of those cute signs for them to hold, but we roll old school around here.)

    (Which means someday I’ll have to look at the date of the picture and do actual math in an attempt to figure out what grade she was in.)

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    It’s a shame she hates to pose.

    And then P and I drove her to school. Her only apprehension of the morning was over whether she’d be the only kid whose parents walked her to her classroom, which I assured her would not be the case as evidenced by the massive amounts of cars parked within a mile of the school. So she agreed we could walk her in and even held my hand for about three minutes before she realized what she was doing and that this is fourth grade and she may move out and get her own apartment by next week.

    I helped her unload her box of school supplies, said goodbye and walked out of the classroom. For a minute I thought I might cry because FOURTH GRADE, but I pulled it together, NANCY, and drove home and poured myself a strong cup of coffee.

    For the next few hours I worked on a few projects and then I went to lunch with Mimi and Bops. After that I decided to be super productive and go put gas in my car and get it inspected since my inspection sticker expired two months ago.

    Unfortunately, the nice man at the Mobil station couldn’t inspect my car because my proof of insurance expired in May and he needed to see the current one.

    I operate at a level of disorganization and procrastination that would put some people in a home.

    So I drove back to the house but didn’t have time to try to remember my online password so I could print out my proof of insurance and get the car inspected before it was time to pick up Caroline. But I figured I’ve waited two months and what’s one more day?

    After waiting in a carpool line that was more complicated and emotionally wrought than a journey to self-discovery, I finally managed to pick up Caroline from school. She announced that her day was great and everyone was happy to see her.

    Of course.

    I asked if she liked her prairie sushi for lunch and she informed me she didn’t really eat any of it because she wasn’t hungry. (See? This is why I don’t cook eggs.) But then I remembered to ask a critical question, “Did you buy anything in the cafeteria line?”

    “Well, I bought one Slim Jim beef jerky. I tried to buy enough for everyone in my class but the cafeteria lady told me that wasn’t allowed.”

    Yes. Thank goodness for the cafeteria lady.

    I appreciate Caroline’s attempt at generosity but we really can’t fund an entire fourth grade class’s Slim Jim habit day after day.

    We met Gulley and her boys for ice cream to celebrate the first day of school and then headed home to do homework before soccer practice because there is no rest for the weary. There’s no easing into the reality of the school year. It’s just like a headfirst plunge into ice cold water.

    And it took about five minutes before we were arguing about her homework assignment like old pros. Apparently I know nothing about writing a summary. Even though that’s essentially what I do every day.

    Finally it was time for soccer practice. P loaded her up and drove my car to soccer practice. And here’s where I need to tell you that our soccer practices are on an Army base.

    Did you know Army bases won’t let you on base if your inspection sticker isn’t current?

    Neither did I.

    And so P had to call another soccer mom to drive out of the base and pick up Caroline and the other girls he drove to practice.

    It’s really these types of moments that make a marriage great.

    I’ll give you two guesses as to what I’m doing first thing in the morning.

  • Blue skies, green water

    So I’m sitting here typing this on Sunday night. And tomorrow is the first day of school. I’ve got school supplies stacked up, a new backpack packed, and Caroline’s choice of outfit laid out on the bed. But nothing can really prepare me for the fact that my baby is going to be a fourth grader. I mean, I remember being a fourth grader. I vividly recall getting in trouble for repeatedly singing the Diet Pepsi jingle over and over again with my best friend, Jill, until our teacher suggested that maybe we should sing it in front of the entire class.

    She thought we’d be mortified. However, we saw it as an opportunity to entertain the fourth grade masses. I think that teacher retired the following year.

    Anyway, fourth grade it is. A whole other side of the elementary school. The big kid side.

    But before I lapse into total schmaltz and a few choruses of “Cat’s In the Cradle”, I need to wrap up the summer with a recap of our last week or so.

    A week ago this past Friday, I headed down to Port Aransas with five of my friends. We call ourselves Birthday Club. Last summer we spent a weekend at the beach together because my friend, Julie, and I were turning forty. And this year Gulley and our friend, Hillary, turned forty so we felt like this was a good reason to have another girls’ beach weekend.

    The good news is Steph will be forty next year. Then our friend, Amy, will be forty the following year. So we have excuses for beach weekends every summer for the foreseeable future. But really the only excuse we need is that we are all mamas that work hard all year round and sometimes a girl just needs to blow off some steam and eat Fritos and bean dip on the beach and rest in the comfort of spending two whole days by the ocean without having to build one, single sandcastle.

    We caravanned to the beach and arrived mid-afternoon on Friday. After a quick lunch of fried shrimp baskets (because nothing like some fried shrimp before you put on a swimsuit) we headed to our condo to unpack the cars so we could spend the rest of the day on the beach.

    Good thing we packed light.

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    And I have to confess these photos only represent about half the stuff we brought. Antoine de St Exupery said, “He who would travel happily must travel light,” but apparently someone forgot to tell us.

    We also believe there is no such thing as too many chips. (I believe Gandhi said that.)

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    Particularly Fritos or Julios.

    (Since I know someone will ask. Julios are the most delicious tortilla chips ever made with some kind of special seasoned salt on them. I’m pretty sure you can only get them in Texas. You have my condolences.)

    There was one culinary low point when Amy was eating one of the frozen empanadas that Julie bought at Costco and said, “This is delicious. Is it seafood?” And Julie replied, “No. It’s black bean and chicken.” Is there really anything more concerning than something tasting like seafood when it’s not actually seafood?

    So we spent the next forty-eight hours sitting on the beach. We ate too much and laughed too loud and might have even danced to Call Me Maybe like we were fifteen years old instead of forty. It was blissful. And ended all too soon.

    But my time at the beach was just beginning because P and Caroline met me on Sunday so we could spend the next few days there as a family. I packed up my stuff, which was significantly less without all the Fritos, and met them at another condo.

    Naturally, Caroline wanted to get to the beach right away. I put my suit back on and spent the next few hours digging an enormous hole in the sand while she alternated between supervising (barking orders) and filling it with water so she could make a home for her fish.

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    And then she headed out to play in the waves with P, ordering me to make sure her fish had plenty of water because she clearly doesn’t have a good understanding of sand and the way water tends to just get absorbed and how her mother would rather read InStyle than make repeated trips to the ocean with a plastic bucket.

    Over the next few days I dug more holes in the sand and we built sandcastles and she and P fished out in the surf while I tried not to think about sharks.

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    She also discovered the fun of digging for sand dollars.

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    It was the perfect way to end the summer.

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    We came home tired and a little sunburned and with sand on every single item we brought with us. And I spent the next couple of days shaking out suitcases and washing swimsuits and thinking about dunking my entire face in a vat of Retin A to get rid of all the sun spots I’ve acquired this summer.

    But there was still more fun to be had.

    P and Caroline ended up driving back down to the coast to fish with one of his friends on Thursday and Friday. Which meant I had time to get a pedicure and watch forty-two episodes of Parenthood on Netflix.

    Meanwhile, Caroline got her first black drum.

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    And ate her first meal at The Boiling Pot.

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    It was a win for us all.

    They got home late Friday night and Caroline was so tired I had to carry her into the house. But she mustered up enough energy to go with P to the Hunters’ Extravaganza on Saturday afternoon. Where she rode a mechanical bull for twenty-seven seconds.

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    And had her picture taken with a large sasquatch holding beef jerky.

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    It’s really everything I ever imagined for my daughter. Back when I was in fourth grade and watched Urban Cowboy too many times and thought mechanical bull-riding was an actual occupation.

    And spent my spare time memorizing lyrics from Diet Pepsi commercials.

  • Fashion Friday: Edition hurray for fall

    So now that we’re back home I can tell y’all that we spent most of the week at the beach. Not that I really thought any of you might break into our house while we were gone, but on the off chance that a rogue band of criminals has been reading all my random stories for years now, just waiting for the right moment to steal our 19 inch Sony T.V., it seemed better safe than sorry.

    I mean, it’s not like you can just run right out and replace a fifteen-year-old television that weighs four hundred pounds.

    Anyway, I’ll have stories from the beach next week (Here’s hoping you can survive the anticipation throughout the weekend!) but in the meantime I felt that there were fall fashions to be shared. Because, yes, even though it’s 100 degrees now doesn’t mean it will be that way in the next thirty days or so. A cold front could blow in and drop those suckers right into the mid-80s before we know it.

    Here are a few things I have my eye on right now.

    1. sandy hook pullover

    I love this. It seems like everything good and right in a sweater.

    And it also comes in a lovely pale green.

    And it’s on sale.

    2. classic western denim shirt

    A denim shirt is a must-have for fall. I know it may be hard for those of us who had an array of denim and, lo, even chambray shirts in the 90s, but trust me. It’s versatile and will go with everything.

    3. a tale of timelessness jacket

    I’m a sucker for a blazer.

    4. gathered grace cardigan

    This is also on sale at Anthropologie right now. I haven’t seen it in person but it looks really comfortable and is more interesting than the average sweater.

    5. stripe boatneck sweater

    Speaking of more interesting than the average sweater. This.

    6. bubble statement necklace

    You know those bubble necklaces that you see everywhere right now and think how cute they are? You can buy them on Ebay for $13 a piece in an array of colors.

    7. faux leather bomber jacket

    If my sources are right then a leather jacket is going to be something you’ll want this year. Unfortunately, most of the ones I love are upwards of way past my $15 price point.

    But this faux leather jacket might be a nice substitute until the leather fairy visits your house and leaves you a real one.

    Because that might happen, right?

    8. ramona henley

    Can you tell I’m ready for fall and curling up on the couch and watching twelve straight hours of football while wearing a comfortable, cute top?

    9. towne & reese merrie gold earrings

    I’ve been looking for the perfect gold earrings and I think these may be it.

    10. cheetah ballet flats

    What’s not to love about a pair of cheetah print flats? They go with everything and look cute while they’re doing it.

    That’s it for today.

    Y’all have a great Friday.