When I went to the doctor on Monday to see about my rash o’ death, he prescribed a four day treatment of oral prednisone, which is a steroid.
It didn’t occur to me at the time that I was heading into full blown PMS at any moment.
I’m literally experiencing PMS on steroids.
And it’s not pretty, my friends.
In fact, a few moments ago, I killed an entire plate of chocolate chip cookies all by myself.
They never saw it coming.
Anyway, things can only get better because at noon today I’m picking up Annie, Sophie and Amy Beth from the airport and we’re heading straight for some of the finest Mexican food San Antonio has to offer.
Then later, we’ll get to go hear Beth Moore and Travis Cottrell at the Alamodome.
And even later, I’ll attack another plate of chocolate chip cookies.
I can’t help myself.
It’s the hormones.
And the steroids.
Oh, and the chocolate.
Smellyann says:
Hope you feel better soon. Sounds like a fun day!
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:01 am
Beth (A Mom's Life) says:
I have taken very large doses of prednisone a couple of times my MS has flared up and it is not pretty…because in addition to the munchies it also causes bloating and swelling…especially in my face. Not a pretty look!
Enjoy your weekend! Chocolate chip cookies, Mexican food and Beth Moore - who could ask for more?
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:26 am
tammy says:
I now list those same steroids as something I’m allergic to on my medical records. The last time I took them I was so over the top emotional, much crying and anxiety…oooh, very ugly indeed.
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:15 am
Sara says:
I’ll be fighting the demon of envy all day just thinking about the blog sister gathering and wishing I was there. Have a wonderful time!
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 am
Meg @ Spicy Magnolia says:
If you’re willing, I’ll help you with those chocolate chip cookies, or maybe I’ll get to the dough before you even have a chance to bake ‘em!
I’m headed to S.A. from Austin in just a few hours, and I hope I get to see you at the conference/Siesta Fiesta! Can’t believe me and my Momma been waitin’ a whole year for this thang!! Woohoo!
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 am
rrmama says:
Mexican food, chocolate, and great friends…what more could a girl want!
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 am
Luke Holzmann says:
“PMS on steroids” … That’s hysterical!
I’m guessing living through it isn’t so funny, but the cookies have got to be nice. So, hang in there, and thanks for laugh.
~Luke
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 am
Shelly McCabe says:
Don’t feel bad, you can feel better that you are eating them for me. I just got diagnosed with gestational diabetes on Wednesday, so anything that is good and has any kind of taste is out for me until this baby is born.
Have a great time with the girls!
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:28 am
DEb says:
Can we get a picture of what that looks like? HAHAHA
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 am
Jill (CDJ) says:
If there ever was a good excuse to eat a plate of cookies, that would be it! You couldn’t control yourself!! It’s totally not your fault!
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:24 am
kay says:
ok, so not to make light of your situation, but chocolate chip cookies, mexican food, beth moore/travis, more chocolate chip cookies hmmmm.. can i have some of that stuff you’re taking!? things aren’t quite as exciting here in TN
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:34 am
Kelly @ Love Well says:
I’m thinking you and Amanda @ Baby Bangs might want to steer clear of each other until the hormonal cycles die down. Otherwise, I fear for San Antonio. A hormonal hurricane can make Fay look friendly.
(Have fun! Eat Mexican! Give Him some praise for this wonderful thing called the blogosphere where we make friends from all over the country we would never had had otherwise.)
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:36 am
april says:
I feel your pain! Now we know why Barry Bonds is so crabby!
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
room for grace says:
I used to never believe PMS is real…until a few years ago. I’m a believer, on/around the 15th of every month.
Not pretty. I’m sorry!
Have a wonderful weekend!
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:41 am
Stacy says:
Would that be Rosarios by chance? I’ve never been crazy about any of the Riverwalk mexican places, but I ADORE Rosarios! What is your favorite?
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 am
Lisa @ put-it-on-the-list says:
This is a weekend for friends, good food, and praising God for all of the above! Enjoy all the blessings that God has given you this weekend, and don’t worry about a few extra chocolate chip cookies.
I’m gonna go eat my all-time favorite BBQ at the new place they’re opening near me (!!) and pack up to drive to SA. See you soooooooon!
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:46 am
Mari Taylor says:
Oh honey my 13 year old is like that when she has PMS and that’s without the steriods!
I am jealous of you seeing Beth live. ::sigh:: One day.
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:20 am
Minnesotamom says:
Mmmm…cookies. I’m craving some me-self. Have fun with the ladies!
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:43 am
Diane J. says:
You’re probably already aware of this since you were a drug rep, but just FYI….pred can cause insomnia. So…you may have plenty of time to eat and stomp your way through San Antonio.
Y’all have a great time, Melanie. Hope you feel better soon, on all accounts.
Love and hugs,
Diane
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Ness says:
Enjoy your outing! Sounds like fun!
And I’ll do the dorky, first time posting ever here and ask, “Do you live in San Antonio because I’ve heard the River Walk is fantastic and I need a reason to come to Texas sometime.”
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Mandi says:
I always crave chocolate chip cookies when I experience PMS…but PMS on steroids…that would call for a lot of chocolate!!!
Have fun this weekend!
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Robin (PENSIEVE) says:
GET! OUT!! I’m having an “It’s a small world after all” moment, freaking out more about your company than the fact you just man-handled a plate of chocolate chip cookies. Just yesterday I invited Amy Beth to meet for coffee, but she declined because she was headed to San Antonio, and I thought @ you, but didn’t connect the dots OR add one and one and get two, maybe I’m just a remedial student after all.
And Annie and Sophie coming to town? What fun :). It’s gonna be one whale of a good time, I KNOW this of which I speak. Throw Beth, Travis, Jesus (and some cookies) in the mix?
Yes ma’am…six shades of fun!
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Tater Mama says:
I’ve already told Sophie this, but the TWO OF YOU should go on tour.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
tammy says:
Oh my!my! my!… You girls have fun and keep out of trouble. Please make sure Ms Boo has plenty of cheese to sustain her.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Rocks In My Dryer says:
You poor thing. I hope you’re feeling better soon.
And I wish I were there with you–y’all are going to have a ball.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Lisa @ Stop and Smell the Chocolates says:
You will survive!
I love the chocolate and I don’t really need steroids as an excuse!
I have rich chocolate recipes posted today - you might enjoy if you feel the need to have the ultimate chocolate weekend!
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Natalie @ I AM (not) says:
Please lift a chip full of salsa and toast me in my absence. Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Amy Beth @ Ministry So Fabulous! says:
Again I thank you for introducing me to the puffy taco, hallelujah.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Vikki Kast says:
One should never allow the two to mix - it should be a question your doc ask before he gives you the script!! I am thinking any jury in the world would let you off for whatever you may do under these circumstances.
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Chatty Kelly says:
You look like Ahhhh-nold on all those steriods! I vant to pump you up!
Life is short - eat cookies!
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Kelly says:
oh, child…the steroids they are vicious. I got a HORRIBLE. INDESCRIBABLE case of poison oak one summer and had to take 2 steriod injections and 2 dosepacks before I could clear it up. I felt like a lady-wrestler (and probably looked it too). BTW, I read over to your friend Amy Beth’s blog for the first time and I think I’d like to introduce her to my son.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
sweethomealagirl says:
well, it sounds like as good an excuse as any to eat the whole plate’s worth of the best cookies ever. and have a whole bowl of queso, too.
y’all are gonna have a great time this weekend…i am trying hard not to be jealous!
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Kim says:
PMS and steroids at the same time. That’s a nightmare I hope I never go through. Keep the supply of cookies around. Cookies are the anti-venom for both PMS and steroids. You’re on the right track!
August 23rd, 2008 at 1:22 am
Sarah says:
Have a super weekend. Sounds like you need a getaway. What a wonderful group of women to share it (and more chocolate) with.
If you are ever headed to the northern states on your “tour” (specifically Philly), know that you have a tour guide willing to show you around!
God bless,
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:34 am
hannah r says:
Hey now- you can’t just throw out a comment about the “finest Mexican food San Antonio has to offer” and leave off the name of the restaurant! That’s just plain mean!
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Tracey says:
I am with you sista. Hubs just left for a business trip and I am gonna make me a whole lotta chocolate chip cookies. He’ll never see the evidence!
Don’t you just lurve being a woman?
Mmmmmmhmmmm….
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
Kelly @ Wisdom Begun says:
haha, I love it! PMS on steroids, now there is a picture!
I’d join you on that plate of chocolate chip cookies. Wanna share??
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
LitlPixy says:
Wasn’t Beth great? I didn’t get but 3 hours sleep last night. I was so excited to hear Beth teach again. Dh and kids went to spend the night on the USS Lexington. It was just Macie, my rat terrier, and me. ALL NIGHT she lightly growled at the closed bedroom door.
Mary, I have MS too. Last time I was on prednisone I WAS SO WEIRD! One memorable moment was when a fly landed on my arm and I started bawling. Just BAWLING hysterically. Sad.
Well ladies, I’m headed to the HEB…
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Amy says:
I just have to say that I love reading your blog and your all access blog. You have made me laugh almost daily and encourage just often as you go through motherhood with God’s grace. I am sure you have been given a blog award before, but I am sending you one.
You can visit at justanotherdayonthebay.blogspot.com
amy (a busy mom and bamabelle!!)
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Deborah says:
May I recommend one pan of brownies? If that doesn’t work, feel free to go for a second. That and a tall cold glass of milk always works for me!
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
JMom@lotsofscotts says:
Praying for you tonight. i am so envious of ya’ll getting to hear good words from Beth!!!
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Beth and Melissa says:
Big, the Moore girls are just nuts about you. We hope so much that we get to be your and Boo’s peeps in the Kingdom. Y’all are so fun. Thank you so much for coming!
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
PJ says:
Yep. Gotta love those steroids. I’m blaming this extra poundage I’m carrying on them. They pumped me full of them (intravenously) during chemo….but that WAS 18 months ago….Tnat chocolate STILL calls my name — no it YODELS my name!
August 24th, 2008 at 4:15 am
that girl says:
Stop making me laugh when I want to feel sorry for you!
August 24th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Lynn Cowell says:
Hey Melanie,
I hope you remember me…I was your driver from the airport for She Speaks. I received my CD session in the mail on blogging and wanted to let you know how much it is going to help me! I am so glad I ordered it (and so sad I missed it in person!).
I enjoyed reading a bit about your weekend. I hope you met God in a way like you never have before; it sounds wonderful!
Lynn
August 24th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Kristi says:
Hey girl, I’m praying for you in the morning and your sweet Caroline too! What a thrill to get to meet you this weekend. You are such a blessing!
August 24th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Sandy says:
LOL. Been there, took that at the same time and ate the same thing among others. It was terrible so I can relate and say done that.
You’re blog is so funny. I’m adding you to my list of blogs to read. Thanks for the laugh this early a.m.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:49 am