When Caroline got home from school last Friday she told me there had been a little bit of trouble at lunch. It seems that the boy she sits next to every day threw some food.
“He threw some chicken at me and I told him to stop. And then he THREW SOME MORE!”
“What did you do?”
“I told him he better stop or how would he like to get one of my FAMOUS PUNCHES or maybe a BIG SLAP?!”
I had no idea her punches were famous.
And I’m frightened by the big slap.
Truth be told, I’m a little suspicious that she might have exaggerated the truth for comedic effect.
I have NO IDEA where she gets that.