Okay, as much as I appreciate y’all thinking that I am cool enough to have actually gotten to hang out with Kate Gosselin, I have to set the record straight because I’m afraid some people are under the impression that Kate is my new gal pal and we went out for a margarita last night.
Sadly, that is not the case.
However, I did get to see her from afar like 4000 other women at last night’s Girls Night Out event in Houston. It was fascinating to listen to her talk about the experience of having sextuplets and all that they have been through. She seemed to be a lovely person, but I have no inside scoop.
But thanks to Missy, I do have two pictures of her hair.
While I would never actually cut my hair to look like hers, I do admire someone with substantial hair courage. It’s a trait that I do not possess. I am the cowardly lion of hair.
Also, there a few other things I’d like to share in a handy list format.
1. I discovered on the drive home from Houston that I have a fear of toll roads. I’m always afraid I’m going to do something wrong or forget to throw in a dime or something and find myself surrounded by a SWAT team complete with a multitude of flashing sirens.
2. While I was getting ready to leave for Houston on Thursday, my hairdryer began to smoke and I saw a bright orange flame come out of it. It was extremely frightening considering my hair was only halfway dry.
Later I told P, “Oh my gosh, it was so scary. My hair could have caught on fire and burned completely up!”
To which he replied, “OR you could have been ELECTROCUTED.”
Yes. I guess that would be worse.
On the upside, I purchased a cute, new, hot pink hairdryer.
3. Check this out.
That is more than just a blurry picture; that is a speeding ticket. An undeserved ticket I might add.
I got it on my way home from Houston and the officer said I was going 80. HOWEVER, my cruise control was set on 70, a fact that I was quick to point out to him. Yet, I still received a ticket.
I’m totally going to fight city hall or whatever.
And now I’m off to watch “Friday Night Lights” and eat M&M’s. It really is the best way to spend a Friday night.