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Thank you, Captain Obvious

Note to the Express News: Thank you for stating the obvious since 1861.Note to the rain: Go Away.Note to the neighborhood swimming pool: It is my sincerest wish that one day I will find myself reunited with you, your energy burning powers, and … Read the full article

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Our house was a very, very, very fine house

When I was 5, my family moved to the suburbs. It was the mid-70's and it was the thing to do. We lived in Houston and moved to a fairly new subdivision off of FM 1960. I remember my mama telling me that FM stood for farm to market road and it meant … Read the full article

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Preschool’s next top model

Rain. I don’t even know what to say about the rain. If y'all visit one day and I'm no longer here, just know that the rain has driven me insane and I'm curled in a fetal position somewhere mumbling, "Just make it stop. Please make it stop." A few … Read the full article

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The problem is everything tastes better deep fried and covered in ranch dressing

After we got home from the coast last week, I started digging through old pictures trying desperately to find a picture of myself in the orange cover up. My efforts were in vain. Apparently, no such picture exists, which saddens me to no end seeing … Read the full article

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Ask not what Big Mama can do for you, but what you can do for Big Mama

I am a procrastinator. It's who I am. Maybe it's because I like to live life with that extra amount of stress or maybe I'm just a little lazy until forced to take action, but I always put off today what can be done tomorrow.Which may explain my … Read the full article

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