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If I could just lose 10,870 pounds

I went and picked Caroline up from school yesterday afternoon and in her school bag, she had a wrapped present for me along with a card. Of course there was no way she was going to wait until Sunday to bestow my gifts on me, so she "helped" me open … Read the full article

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There is no such thing as natural beauty

On Monday, Caroline endured her last dance class because this Sunday is the recital, which will most likely go down in history as "The Mother's Day that I Paid Hundreds of Dollars for a Beating", because I feel pretty certain this whole experience … Read the full article

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It’s the sound of the men working on the chain gang

Caroline was up bright and early this morning at 6:15. It's all her daddy's fault, really. Not that he woke her up, but it is his gene pool that has given her this propensity for early rising. At least he takes some responsibility for it and he … Read the full article

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A career change

Some of y'all have asked how my adjustment to being a stay at home mama is going and let me say that I haven't regretted my decision for one minute. It still feels weird to wake up in the morning and realize my day isn't filled with having to check … Read the full article

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Man does not live on steak alone

So, in case y'all have been up late at night wondering, the folks at Toyota along with other major automotive makers, did not come through with a car for me. Apparently, they only give free cars to people like Oprah, which is ironic considering that … Read the full article

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