I spent most of yesterday morning running errands trying to get ready for Easter. It feels like we are supplying plastic eggs filled with candy for every Easter egg hunt within a hundred mile radius. Which can only mean one thing, that no count Easter Bunny is a total slacker. You don’t see Santa making us do all his busy work.
So I bought eggs and candy, then I ran to the mall because our Easter Bunny has credit at the Disney Store. While I was there I felt it was my duty to look around and see if there was anything cute. And I’m sad to report that I didn’t see much. Actually I saw this beautiful BCBG top, but spending that much money on one top might cause P to vote me off the island.
I was starving when I left the mall and stopped at Sonic for some tots and a Diet Coke. (Yes, I am back to having the occasional Diet Coke. Man cannot live on water and non-carbonated beverages alone.) As I sat in the car at Sonic, I was checking email and listening to the radio. I wasn’t really paying attention to what was on until I heard these lyrics, “I’m tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful, but the way that booty movin’ I can’t take no more”.
I seriously laughed out loud.
When I got home, I searched for the lyrics of the song just to make sure I’d heard them right. Yes I had.
First of all, I feel the need to point out that there is no such word as “tryna”. Secondly, I believe your goal of not being disrespectful became a major fail somewhere around “booty”.