Crazy from the heat

First off, I cannot thank you enough for all your thoughts on sunglasses. Who knew it was such a hot topic? Hot being the key word.

Secondly, here are a few brief observations on September 1st.

1. 108 degrees doesn’t feel that much cooler than 111 degrees.

2. Weathermen are big liars who tell you early in the week that there’s a chance of rain and cooler temperatures (only mid-90s!) by Thursday.

3. Which then causes your heart to break when you find out that they led you astray.

4. It’s time for summer to end when you begin to feel complete rage just walking across the Target parking lot.

5. Ordering a frappucino once you’re inside Target helps the anger subside a little.

6. Until you have to walk back outside and then you wonder why you even bother to put on makeup anymore since it just melts off your face.

7. The only thing that gives you hope is that it’s officially September.

8. And you received the new Sundance catalog in the mail and it’s filled with all manner of delightful boots and cozy sweaters.

9. And college football starts this weekend.

10. Which means it has to get cool again someday, right?

Please say yes.

I’m done with the Summer of 2011. DONE.