In what is turning out to be a theme for the weekend, I have another piece of advice.
If your child decides it would be a great idea to color her bottom in purple marker while you’re busy fixing a delicious, homemade breakfast for your family or, you know, checking email, then it would be a good idea to wipe off superfluous marker before they go to the bathroom.
Otherwise, your white toilet seat will never be the same.
Maybe if I buy some lavender towels it will appear that it’s all part of an elaborate redecorating scheme.
But probably not.
And really the more pressing issue is what makes a person decide to color their bottom purple in the first place?