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You can’t fake this kind of crazy

October 10, 2006 ·

I am not going to even attempt to do a weekly recap of The Bachelor because 1. it’s a lot of pressure and 2. there is no way that I will do it as well as Lincee. However, after viewing last night’s episode, I am compelled to make a few quick observations.

1. I’m telling y’all that ABC has bussed in a whole truckload of crazy this time. The execs must be beside themselves with excitement that Prince Lo Bo is a poor enough judge of character to keep Erica. She can’t possibly be a real person, can she?

2. Did y’all see Lisa when Lo Bo talked about people who put love on some kind of time plan? I promise that her left eye started to twitch. Gulley’s Uncle Glen always says that you can tell someone is crazy if you can see the top and bottom of the whites of their eyes (i.e. the Runaway Bride from Georgia) and she certainly had a lot of white showing tonight. I’m afraid we might see Lisa go not a little bit nuts if her 5 year plan to marriage and babyville is thwarted. Hell hath no fury like a woman with a china pattern picked out by her first date.

3. I have had periods of my life where I have been known to be a little overserved, but never to the point of speaking a foreign language. Kim gets the award for “I Blew My Chance To Marry a Fake Prince on National T.V.” I’m willing to bet she was “sweating beads” again tonight while she watched with friends and family.

4. One of my top 5 favorite remarks of the night came from Desiree (yeah, baby) who in her words “has been single for a long time”. She’s 22. She could have never had a boyfriend in her life and not qualify for “single for a long time” status.

Thank you ABC for a classic night of television.

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Melanie ShankleMy name is Melanie and, in some strange twist of fate, I’m also known as Big Mama because I started this blog in July of 2006 when my daughter, Caroline, was not quite three years old and I was in the process of convincing her that BIG girls use the potty and BIG girls don’t have pacifiers, thus she thought BIG was the highest compliment in the land and began referring to me as BIG MAMA.Read More

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We will never get over all the love and fun we had We will never get over all the love and fun we had at The Big Boo Bowl.  Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Y’all made it a magical night. 💖
I got home from College Station a few hours ago an I got home from College Station a few hours ago and have been sitting here trying to come up with words to describe The Big Boo Bowl this past Thursday night. Here’s the short version:⁣
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⭐️ MAGIC ⭐️⁣
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When I looked around the venue on Thursday morning with Sophie and Retha, my brain tried to process what was going to happen that night. All I could think was, “I can’t believe this is my job and it all began because two fools met on the internet back in the year of our Lord 2006.”⁣
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My heart is so full. I felt God in the Icehouse on Main that night. The fact that he brought Sophie and me together all those years ago, the fact that so many of y’all listen to whatever nonsense we share every single week, the fact that y’all completely sold out our first live show in less than 48 hours and traveled to College Station from all over, including Oregon, Maine, Wisconsin and GERMANY. What on earth? It blows my mind. ⁣
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I’m so thankful for my real life people who showed up to cheer us on and keep us calm. I’m thankful that we have a community of the kindest, best listeners in the world who get our particular brand of humor, shopping on the internet, and finding the best mascara. And I’m thankful that the weekend ended with a glimmer of hope for the future of Aggie football. ⁣
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WON’T HE DO IT. ⁣
Y’all have asked about merch for so long and, we Y’all have asked about merch for so long and, well, it took us a while to get here. But we are excited to introduce a pop up shop with a holiday collection of Big Boo Cast items. Everything is under $20 and you know free shipping is a lifestyle for us. Store closes on November 17th so get your orders in now. In other words, ADD TO CART. 💙 Link to order in profile.
In the words of @carolineshankle ⁣ “Eat the h In the words of  @carolineshankle ⁣
“Eat the hell outta pretzels”. ⁣🥨
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Weekend highlights: Old friends, a football win, seeing Big march in with the Corps, and pretzels.
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Best weekend, best people, best place. ⁣ ⁣ And Best weekend, best people, best place. ⁣
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And we BTHO Auburn. 👍🏻🏈🤍

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