I bet I know which option the raccoons would prefer

Caroline and Bops were visiting in his front yard the other day.

Caroline: Bops, is that your chimney?

Bops: “Yes, that’s the chimney.”

Caroline: “If raccoons lived in your chimney, could you trap them?”

Bops: “Yes, we could set a trap, catch them and then take them to the ranch and let them go.”

Caroline: “Yes, or we could shoot them and throw them in the ocean and let sharks eat them.”

Bops: “Well yes, that would certainly be another way to go.”