If you’re reading this, it’s because the power cord for my Mac has decided to quit working. Conveniently, it decided to quit working when the computer was almost out of power. In fact, the red light is blinking as we speak. Or write. Or whatever.
For those of you who keep up with the intricate behind-the-scenes workings here at Big Mama, Inc., you may remember that I just bought a new power cord over Spring Break. And because of that I’d like to tell Steve Jobs congratulations on being able to dominate the world of technology, but how about finding a power cord that lasts longer than two months?
Meanwhile, P is cracking jokes about a government shutdown of Big Mama because I’m too powerful.
He is hilarious.
If you need me, I’ll be at the Apple Store talking to the geniuses.