Saturday night fever
Well.
So this happened at our house this weekend.
Oh yes it did.
(Don’t get excited, ladies. This isn’t eHarmony or one of those dating sites. He’s taken.)
We spent much of last week deliberating over what to dress up as for the Halloween party on Saturday night. I took all your suggestions to heart and was really tempted to go as Coach and Tami Taylor. But the problem is that’s not much different than how we look every day. And when it comes to Halloween parties I like a little more flair.
Caroline had decided over a month ago to be a disco queen. In fact, she loved the costume so much that she slept with the catalog every night until I finally broke down and ordered it. So it seemed to make good sense to continue on with a seventies theme for the whole family. Like our own little version of the Partridges. But without the bus.
Only because we couldn’t get a bus on such short notice because, otherwise, OH YES A BUS.
Once we decided on a seventies theme we quickly realized we might have a key component of P’s outfit at our disposal. A rust-colored velour jogging suit complete with a pullover top with a half-zip feature.
Why? Why did we have access to such a thing?
Because my dad has had it in his closet since some time in the late 70s. And he’s kept it all these years. AND I know for a fact that he’s worn the pants at least as recently as 1994 because he had them on when a blind date came to pick me up at his house and I was mortified. As it turned out my blind date was a guy who wore a gold pinky ring without a trace of irony so it was probably for the best. Although he probably felt like we were meant for each other after he noticed my dad was wearing some sweet rust-colored velour pants with a slight bell bottom.
So I called to make sure dad still owned the jogging suit and Mimi confirmed it was safe and sound in the VERY BACK of his closet because I think we all live in fear that he might wear it if he could find it. I asked if P could borrow it and Dad agreed, as long as we were very careful with it. After all, it’s a family heirloom.
The fit was questionable, but we decided that only added to its charm. And then I spent Friday scouring vintage and costume stores searching for all the other parts of our costumes. I don’t know that I’ve ever felt the thrill of shopping satisfaction I felt when I found a pair of sweet zip-up boot shoes for P for only $11.00. And that wig with the lamb chops? God loves me.
So here we are before we left for the party.
We’d just barely walked into the party when P saw a guy he’d gone to high school with that he hadn’t seen in twenty years. And it gave me great joy to see him have to reintroduce himself while he looked like the love child of Tony Manero and Gabe Kotter.
Then a few minutes later, Gulley and her husband arrived.
If you ever wonder why Gulley is my best friend, you need only to look at this photo.
She can kick. She can stretch. She’s FIFTY.
That’s right. Sally O’Malley. And her husband is More Cowbell. It made me so happy.
The best part is there were times in the night when I’d look across the room and see P engaged in a serious conversation while wearing that jogging suit and that huge wig while he talked to Gulley’s husband who was also wearing a huge wig and holding a cowbell and it would make me laugh all over again.
And then Gulley would hike her pants up and stretch and kick and announce, “Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sally O’Malley. I’m proud to say I’m 50 years old. I’m not one of those gals that’s afraid to tell her real age and I like to KICK, STRETCH and KICK! I’M 50! 50 years old, 50 years old.”
Meanwhile, the kids bounced in the bounce house, got soaked bobbing for apples and ran around and played soccer and tug of war.
Honestly I’m not totally sure which age group had the most fun, but I think it may have been the adults.
Y’all have a Happy Halloween.