Another day

  • A list with a heavy emphasis on hair and skin care

    I know you were hoping I’d post a list of things today. Especially a list that’s beauty and skin care related. Or maybe you weren’t.

    But, either way, it’s what you’re getting.

    1. Oh, do I have a treat for you. In fact, I’ve been waiting all week to tell you about it.

    And now I’ve probably oversold it. But still.

    Last week I had the chance to meet a perfectly delightful girl named Reagan. She is a hairdresser in New York City (please say that like the old Pace picante commercials) and she was wearing her hair styled in a messy side bun that I coveted all day long.

    You may be wondering what any of that has to do with you.

    I’ll tell you. She has a blog called Hairdresser on Fire and she recommends products and gives hair advice and, best of all, posts video tutorials on how to style your hair in various ways. I have spent the last week attempting halo braids on anything that will stand still long enough, including Caroline’s American Girl doll.

    Seriously, I adore it .

    2. Many of you had questions after I mentioned dry-brushing my skin last week. All I know is my lymphatic system has never felt better.

    Actually, I don’t really know that I feel a difference in my lymphatic system, but my skin does seem softer and has a little bit of a glow to it. Not a weird alien glow, but a healthy glow. Just wanted to clarify.

    Anyway, here’s an article on dry-brushing if you’re interested in learning more about it.

    3. Speaking of skin care, I’ve heard a lot of talk lately about the Clarisonic electric face brush. I realize it’s a little bit pricey, but a person only has one face.

    Unless they are two-faced like a girl I remember from junior high.

    Anyone have any thoughts on the Clarisonic brush? Is it worth it?

    4. And on one last beauty-related note, I am in desperate need of new eye makeup. I kind of already knew this and then I went to dinner with Gulley and my friend, Julie, last Saturday night and we were all bemoaning the state of our various wrinkles, declining metabolism, and hormonal issues.

    I mentioned that I felt like my eyes have been looking exceptionally droopy and may have even pulled down on my eyebrows to highlight my fears of what I’m afraid my eye future may hold. Then I said I think part of the problem might be that I don’t really know how to properly apply eye makeup. That’s when Julie and Gulley both admitted they didn’t even realize I wear eye shadow.

    I think I need some eye shadow help. Any brands that y’all love or products or fancy tricks that make all the eye difference? Especially my fellow brown-eyed girls out there?

    5. I woke up yesterday morning with a scratchy throat that seems to be transitioning to sore. The good news is that I have to be at Caroline’s school tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m. to help her entire class get dressed for their musical production.

    Which shouldn’t be stressful at all. Just the equivalent of trying to get a bunch of cats to wear pants.

    I’ll let you know how it goes.

    If I survive.

    See y’all tomorrow.

  • A day at the spa

    I so appreciate your understanding about my need to take the day off yesterday. Well, at least nine of you understood. The rest of you may have been all TO HECK WITH THIS I’M NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS LAME BLOG AGAIN. In which case you’re not reading this anyway.

    It was such a fun weekend, but it was non-stop action and the introvert who lives inside me was all talked out. I just needed about three hours on my couch to sit and listen to the sound of nothing. That’s what I did yesterday after I dropped Caroline off at school. And then I cleaned our toilets. I bet somewhere Gwenyth Paltrow was doing the exact same thing.

    I spent most of Friday recovering from my trip to Minneapolis because apparently it is very grueling for me to sit on an airplane and read InStyle. And then Friday night we went out to dinner with some friends and their daughter, Sadie, came home with us to spend the night with Caroline.

    Naturally, the girls needed a pedicure. Second grade is rough. Sometimes a girl just needs a little downtime.

    The sleepover was big fun until sometime after midnight when all of our personalities took a turn for the worse. Specifically, mine.

    Thankfully, the girls seemed to realize I was minutes away from putting them out in the backyard for the night and went to sleep. But they were up bright and early the next morning, ready for homemade cinnamon rolls. If you consider cinnamon rolls that make a POP sound when you open the can to be homemade. And I do because those things don’t ice themselves.

    Mimi and Bops picked up Caroline to take her to watch my niece, Sarah, play soccer while I dropped off Sadie and went to a baby shower for my sweet friend, Mary Emma, who was one of our high school students once upon a time when P worked for Campus Life. But now she is all grown up and expecting her first baby. And so I spent the morning catching up with some dear friends and passing around swaddling blankets and burp cloths and baby monitors.

    The rest of the day was spent trying to not anger Caroline who was going on about six hours of sleep, which is about six less than she really needs to function as a delightful human being. When I went to pick her up from Mimi and Bops’s house, she got frustrated with me because I didn’t understand what she was trying to tell me and finally said, “I AM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LOSE MY TEMPER RIGHT NOW”. And then I think she may have spit some pea soup out of her mouth.

    But she did hand me the sweetest thing ever late Saturday afternoon.

    In case you can’t tell, it says “A spa for mother’s day after taco grosh 1:00 pm” which translates to “A spa for mother’s day after Taco Garage at 1:00 p.m.” As for the illustrations on the invitation, I’m not entirely sure. Originally I thought maybe she was planning to serve pepperoni pizza at her spa, but in hindsight I think it was a picture of a bowl full of water and bubbles.

    After she handed me the invitation to her spa, she escorted me in her room to give me the tour.

    First, she had provided a selection of jewelry for me to choose from.

    Then she showed me the mani/pedi station.

    I thought the overturned laundry hamper as a table was a nice touch, although I wondered what she’d done with all the dirty clothes that had been in there moments earlier.

    Also, please note she’d already prepared various spa treatments in advance.

    That would be a bowl of soap snowflakes that dissolve in water, some lotion and some green crystals that I wasn’t entirely sure about until she explained she just thought she’d use the green sugar we use to decorate Christmas cookies to do that “scrubbing thing” on my hands.

    I hugged her and told her I was so excited about my big day at the spa for Mother’s Day and, honestly, I couldn’t believe the effort she’d put forth. I mean, there were a lot of dirty clothes for her to dump out of that hamper.

    So after church on Sunday morning and lunch at Taco Grosh, we headed home to begin my day at the spa. She filled all her various bowls with warm water and then dumped in the sugar cookie crystals for maximum effect.

    I was able to choose my jewelry, but the nail technician was a little bit of a color nazi and rejected my choice of nail color. She had something else in mind.

    It’s a little bit brighter and more flamboyant than my normal style. Of course it may also be a little brighter and more flamboyant than Lady Gaga’s style.

    I tried to take advantage of a teachable moment and told her, “Nail polish really works best when you wipe the excess polish off the brush and do a few light coats”. However, I’m not sure she really listened based on the way she let the polish drip from the brush onto my nails and then smeared it around while she announced, “It’s so much easier to just put a bunch on at once”.

    After my nails were finished, she moved on to my pedicure.

    It is every bit as colorful as my manicure, but with the addition of several flower stickers on each of my big toes. I’m sure to either be a hit or labeled as “a little off” at the upcoming PTO meeting.

    This is the final product. I think my nine-year-old U.S. Olympics t-shirt really adds a nice touch.

    Finally, my time at the spa was over. Largely because she wanted me to take her swimming at the neighborhood pool. I have that same problem at my local nail salon all the time.

    But before the spa day was over, she told me there would be a special Mother’s Day performance. An innovative production called THE WATER CYCLE. Complete with paper stick figures.

    I always like to blend my relaxation in with some scientific knowledge so this was perfect.

    After a brief lecture on the water table, the show quickly deteriorated into the sun attacking the clouds for reasons that are unclear. Then I was told it was my job to clean up the spa while she put on her bathing suit. And that’s why I didn’t leave her a very big tip.

    Not to mention that when I tucked her into bed Sunday night, I said, “Baby, you made my Mother’s Day so special. Thank you for everything that you did. It was the best one ever.”

    And she replied, “Well, it was more work than I thought. How about you pay me five dollars?”

    Hallmark would be so proud to know that capitalism is still alive and well on Mother’s Day.

  • I’m blaming this on Monday

    We had a weekend jam-packed with so many activities and I had the best of intentions to tell you all about it and post pictures and all that stuff.

    But then we went to the pool yesterday afternoon and it was so hot and I came home and collapsed on the couch and that was when my intentions derailed.

    So I’m giving myself the day off. And I guess I could have just not posted anything until tomorrow but my OCD won’t allow me to do that.

    I’ll see y’all tomorrow.

  • Because cleaning things out warms my heart

    All weekend long the local meteorologists predicted that we were going to get rain on Sunday night and Monday morning. And I was FIRED UP about the rain because I do love a good thunderstorm. I made big plans to spend most of the day on Monday cleaning out Caroline’s closet while I listened to the rain and stayed warm and dry inside.

    But the rain never happened.

    No rain.

    Because we are in the middle of a drought. And as P likes to remind me on an almost daily basis, we essentially live on the edge of a desert. Not to be confused with living on the edge of a dessert like I originally typed. Truth be told, I think it would be nice to live on the edge of a dessert, preferably something chocolate and served with a side of ice cream.

    However, it did get cold. The temperature dropped about twenty or so degrees late Sunday afternoon.

    (I hope you are enthralled by this weather report for a city that the majority of you don’t live in. I know this kind of useful information is why you stop by here every day.)

    (Also, am I the only one who thinks it’s a little sad that I made big plans to clean out a closet? And maybe even put it on my calendar?)

    So I proceeded with my plan to clean out Caroline’s closet. Mainly because it was about to be overrun by an army of half-naked Barbies, a My Little Pony sleeping bag and about sixty-two different backpacks and suitcases. Not to mention that her winter clothes and summer clothes were still mingling together which has caused a lot of “WHY CAN’T I WEAR MY BLUE SWEATER PONCHO EVEN THOUGH IT’S 101 DEGREES OUTSIDE?” And then that leads me straight into the “I AM GOING TO PUT UP ALL THESE CLOTHES AND YOU CAN JUST CHOOSE FROM THREE SHIRTS AND TWO PAIRS OF SHORTS”.

    I started with her bookshelves because she has outgrown many of her books in the last year. I saved the ones that have sentimental value, but felt like we could live with Dinosaur Danger and Princesses are Pretty and definitely Ernie Uses the Potty. Especially because I’ve always felt Ernie Uses the Potty is weird because how have he and Bert lived together all these years if Ernie has had struggles with basic toilet training?

    After I had a pile of books to give away, I moved on to the stuffed animals. Over the years I’ve learned that the best strategy is to eliminate six or seven of them at a time. I’ve tried to be more ambitious than that, but always end up getting busted. It’s like a prison break, if too many men try to go at once you’re bound to get caught. Not that I’ve ever been a part of a prison break, but I have seen Shawshank Redemption at least nine times.

    So I used a poster to cover the hole in the wall that I used to help the stuffed animals escape.

    Actually I loaded them into a large trash bag and then sorted through Caroline’s clothes. I put the winter clothes up on a shelf WAY out of sight and then did an inventory of her summer clothes. From the looks of things, her Old Navy and Gap t-shirts spent all winter huddling in the bottom drawer for warmth, got carried away and procreated all winter long. I don’t understand where all the t-shirts have come from.

    Finally, I had several bags of things to give away or donate or throw out. And since this isn’t my first clean out rodeo, I immediately carried all the bags out to the stay wag and drove around town dropping them off at their various destinations. You’d think I’d be embarrassed to go out in public wearing my rattiest pair of yoga pants, a Frankie Say Relax t-shirt and an old gray warm-up jacket. And I was. But I did it anyway.

    When I picked up Caroline from school, I mentioned that I’d cleaned out her closet and, OH HERE’S A NOVEL IDEA, why don’t we try to keep it clean and hang up the forty-six different shirts you try on and then discard every morning? She surveyed her closet, complimented my handiwork and was none the wiser that Big White Bear has gone on to a better place. If a better place is the local Goodwill store.

    We spent the rest of the afternoon watching Black Beauty on T.V. and then asked P to build us a fire because the temps had plummeted to 56 degrees. And with a windchill of at least 52.

    Let the record show that we had a fire in our fireplace on May 2, 2011.

    And that Caroline even felt the need to put on a stocking cap to ward of the chill.

    Let the record also show that we are all native Texans.

  • A royally uneventful weekend

    Have you ever eaten one pack of Reese’s peanut butter cups and thought they were so delicious that you should eat another pack and then maybe another pack? And then before you knew it you were lying on the couch with a raging stomach ache vowing that you’d never again succumb to the delicious temptation of chocolate mixed with peanut butter especially if it meant you never had to hear Barbara Walter’s voice again?

    Yeah, me neither.

    But, hypothetically, that experience would be very similar to my Friday spent watching the Royal Wedding. Except substitute Reese’s peanut butter cups with ABC television coverage of William and Kate’s nuptials.

    And I loved every minute of it.

    I didn’t stay up all night to watch the whole thing live because God gave man the ability to invent the DVR. However, as soon as I dropped Caroline off at school on Friday morning, I came home, fired up the DVR and watched the ENTIRE THING. I saw seating charts of Westminster Abbey and a largely unfortunate assortment of hats (I’m looking at you, Beatrice and Eugenie) and listened to Barbara Walters until I completely regretted my decision to make ABC my royal viewing network of choice. Why did she have to go on and on about Alexander McQueen’s suicide while I was trying to enjoy Kate’s dress?

    And about Kate’s dress (I realize she’s Duchess Catherine now, but she’ll always be Kate to me), it was perfection. Elegant and beautiful and simple. She looked just like a fairy princess bride should look. Cinderella wishes she looked that good on her wedding day.

    I watched the double kiss at Buckingham Palace and the flyover and then watched while the networks all rehashed the entire thing and brought in lip-readers to translate what everyone was saying and speculated about when they would have little royal children.

    Then (I can’t believe I’m about to publicly admit this. I almost feel like I need to apologize to someone.) I watched the replay of the original William and Kate movie on Lifetime. It was truly horrible in the delightful way that can only be achieved by Lifetime movies and I adored every minute of it. Although P stopped by the house at one point and I immediately changed the channel because I was so embarrassed to be watching it. I’m not really sure why considering I was still watching Beverly Hills 90210 when we got married back in 1997. And I’ll still watch it today if I catch a good rerun. P didn’t marry me for my intellectual television taste.

    But those who watch Uncle Ted’s Spirit of the Wild cannot throw stones at my glass television house.

    In other non-royal news from the weekend, Saturday morning was a big day. Caroline’s soccer team, the team formerly known as The Cheetah Girls and now known as The Magic or TTFKATCG if you want to be cool like Prince, beat their arch-rivals, The Dragons. And I may have been the slightly obnoxious soccer mom cheering in the stands because it was her last game of the season and I really wanted them to win. Afterwards we celebrated with an end of the year party and the girls all ate grilled sausage on a stick while they soaked in the hot tub. Because what says VICTORY like sausage on a stick being gnawed on by a bunch of girls with half their teeth missing?

    Which, by the way, our missing teeth situation escalated on Sunday morning when another one of Caroline’s teeth fell out while she was eating a chocolate donut after church. Her mouth now looks like a jigsaw puzzle. A very cute puzzle, but a puzzle nonetheless. I will also never recover from the moment she said, “MAMA! My tooth just came out in my donut!” and I said, “Spit it out!” while I held out my hand, totally not realizing I was about to end up with a hand full of chewed up donut.

    I’d like to say it was a rookie mistake, but I’ve done this long enough to know better.

    And now I’ve written this entire post and they just announced that Usama Bin Laden has been killed. That’s probably more important than the Royal Wedding.

    But the clothes aren’t as pretty.

  • This contains nothing that is useful

    You’ll be glad to know I’ve recovered from the shock of spending an evening with a group of girls who only know about Prince Charles and Lady Di’s wedding because they’ve seen pictures in their mothers’ commemorative Royal Wedding issue of People magazine.

    And, really, I’m okay with being on the dark side of my thirties because I have no desire to relive my twenties. Maybe someone else’s twenties, but not my twenties. Although I would pay cash money to have back the skin of my twenties. Skin that glowed and had no wrinkles despite my constant consumption of 64 oz. Cokes in the form of Big Gulps from 7-11. Now if water doesn’t account for at least 94% of my daily liquid intake, my face starts to resemble a raisin.

    So I believe I mentioned we all went to eat at Mi Cocina after Bible Study. That’s where I realized I was old and also where the girls told me about a Royal Wedding App I immediately downloaded to my phone.

    (I’m not even going to pretend I’m too good or intellectual to watch every moment of the Royal Wedding media frenzy. I will be front and center. I’ve set my DVR for every program that even mentions the Royal Family, including TLC’s Wild About Harry. It’s a sickness.)

    After we left the restaurant, AJ drove me back to her house and I helped her put clean sheets on her bed. Actually, I helped her put A clean sheet on her bed since she doesn’t use a top sheet because it’s just more laundry. I don’t even know what to think about that. But considering she confessed to sleeping in a sleeping bag for years to avoid the whole “making up the bed” thing, I guess the no top sheet thing is progress. Truth be told, I slept like a baby even without a top sheet so maybe there’s something to be said for laundry laziness.

    The alarm went off bright and early and AJ dropped me off at the airport. I would have loved to stay a little bit longer, but Caroline’s class had a field trip to The Botanical Gardens scheduled and I felt like I should be there so she could ignore me except for when she needed me to carry her lunch.

    After the field trip I treated myself to a Route 44 drink and some tots from Sonic and then made a quick stop by HEB because everyone at my house enjoys eating dinner and I had nothing to offer them. And it was while I was at HEB that my phone rang and I got a call that filled me with joy.

    THE GLASS FOR OUR FRONT DOOR WAS READY. THEY COULD INSTALL IT RIGHT THEN.

    I rushed home and, fifteen minutes later, my living room was all LET THERE BE LIGHT because I finally had a wee little window in my front door like God and the original builders intended. I tried to take a picture to show y’all but it was the time of day when the glare was too bright and it didn’t work. And I could get up and take a picture right now but that would take a lot of effort and what part of I CHAPERONED A FIELD TRIP TODAY do you not understand?

    We had chalupas/tacos/bean and cheese tacos for dinner and then, after Caroline went to bed, P and I started watching American Idol. He remarked that he could never be a singer because it seems unnatural to display all that emotion on a stage in front of people.

    (And also maybe because he can’t really sing. He didn’t mention that part.)

    I said, “Well, you’re different from a lot of people though. You hardly ever show emotion even in front of people you know really well.”

    He responded, “That’s because I’m courteous.”

    I’m still not totally sure how we ended up together considering that I can cry five times in an hour on a good day. Or a bad day depending on your perspective.

    So we watched American Idol and I’ve officially become a fan of Haley. I didn’t even really like her at first but she’s grown on me. Plus, her duets with Casey are spectacular.

    I’ve also got NBC’s new show, The Voice, recorded on my DVR but haven’t had the chance to watch it yet. I’ve just got too much royal viewing on my agenda right now and it’s not like that Wild About Harry special is going to watch itself.

    And here is where I wish I had some clever way to tie this whole post together but I don’t. But on a serious note, prayers wouldn’t be wasted on the South after one of the worst weather days in history. Love and prayers to my Alabama peeps.