My life is hard

I was looking at my WordPress dashboard last night and noticed that someone found my blog by googling, “Help, my eyelashes have grown back in pointing downwards.”

Well, great.

As if I don’t have enough on my mind with the downward spiral of the stock market, the Presidential race, and whether or not to let my hair grow back out, now I have to worry about the possibility that my eyelashes are growing in at a downward angle.

There isn’t an eyelash curler in the world that can fix that.