There are a few things that have been said in my presence this week that are too funny not to share. I’d love to somehow weave them into a brilliant post, but my limited writing skills seem to have taken leave. So here they are in no particular order of “funniness”.
1. My mom came to visit this weekend. She never quite finishes her whole thought on a subject. We were discussing my grandmother’s health issues and my mom says “Well you know she has a really good doctor. He’s tall and he’s from Pakistan.”
No offense to any tall Pakistani physicians who might be reading my blog, but I’m not sure that those two traits alone qualify you to cut me open for any type of major surgery (or minor surgery for that matter).
2. Gulley was over today and was talking about her cousin getting married. His parents are divorced and not really in touch with each other, so his entire rehearsal dinner will be planned by his dad. This is a man who wears a belt with the name “Russell” on the back, not because his name is Russell but because his Mama bought it for him at a garage sale. Not to mention that he currently lives in a solar powered cabin. Gulley said “It’ll be like having a dinner planned by Jed Clampett”.
3. I was getting Caroline out of her carseat a few days ago when she looked down and saw a 3 day old barely inflated balloon on the floorboard. She said “Look Mama, that looks like your boob”. Nice.