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I don’t know that my OCD has ever been more full-blown than it was yesterday morning as I worked tirelessly for three hours weaving an insane amount of Christmas lights in and out of the branches of my best Christmas tree ever. Even after I sustained an injury falling backwards over my ottoman (I did the same thing last year. You think I’d learn to move it out of the way. You would be wrong.) I pushed through my pain to ensure the tree was properly illuminated. It deserved no less.
In the midst of all my hard work, I lost track of time and all of a sudden it was time to go pick Caroline up from school which was totally humiliating because I was wearing the exact same thing I was wearing when I dropped her off at 8:00 a.m. That wouldn’t have necessarily been a bad thing had I not been dressed like a bag lady, but with less style and panache.
To make matters worse, we had to to head straight for gymnastics and it was there that I looked down and realized that my faded black yoga pants weren’t as long as I’d hoped and everyone could absolutely see the shame of the olive green Smart Wool socks that I was wearing with my running shoes. OH THE HORROR.
In my defense, it has been VERY COLD and the Smart Wool socks tend to compensate for the fact that blood doesn’t regularly circulate to my feet. And I also sparkle in the sunlight? What do you think that means?
(Disclaimer: I’ve only read the first Twilight book and maybe I’m getting old and cynical because I really don’t get it. Back in my day, a boy who watches you while you sleep would have been called a stalker at best.)
(I also grew up in the days of eight-track tape players that were designed to look like denim pockets on the back of jeans, so what do I know?)
(I mean other than how to time a track just right and then click over to the second track in time to hear Jive Talkin’ by the BeeGees while listening to the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack?)
Anyway, I wasn’t sure what to feature in today’s Fashion Friday because it’s the Christmas season and none of us are really shopping for ourselves right now. However, I thought I’d list ten things that might come in handy if you have some sort of holiday soiree to attend or just want to feel a little festive.
As for me, my social calendar is packed full of nights that I will spend in my pajamas in front of the fire while wearing my Smart Wool socks. And I’m not even embarrassed to admit it.
Well, maybe a little embarrassed.
If you have an occasion that calls for a little something special, this is a really cute little black dress. I like it because it can be dressed up or down and, honestly, every woman should have a go-to black dress in her closet.
Nothing says FESTIVE like a faux fur cheetah jacket.
It also says RAWR.
(I don’t think I pulled that off, but I’m leaving it there because it makes me laugh.)
Some of the velvet blazers featured over at Victorias’ Secret show women wearing them with only a lace bra underneath. I don’t know that I’d recommend that look for public consumption, but a velvet blazer is a great piece to have during the holidays.
You can pair it with a beaded tank and wear it with jeans or dress it up with a pair of nice pants. It’s what we in the fashion business like to call VERSATILE.
Of course I’m not in the fashion business so I’ll just say it’s really soft and pretty.
Well this is certainly festive.
I’d also like to ask that model if she enjoyed the crouton she ate for lunch today.
I saw this coat earlier in the week and I just think it is the cute of all cutes. I love the style and the detail in the back. And I was a huge fan of Jessica Simpson back in the days of The Newlyweds Show.
I’m not even embarrassed to admit that, but I also wore green socks in public yesterday with my running shoes.
Oh, and think how cute this coat would look with leggings and tall black boots.
6. Velvet Pants
There was a year that I had some leopard print velvet pants. I refer to it as my favorite year ever. Not really, but if the qualification for best year ever was based on pants, then I totally would.
Velvet pants are the perfect piece for a holiday party because you can pair them with a beaded cardigan or a ruffled blouse and you’ve got yourself an outfit.
Disclaimer: I would not buy these if you own a white, long-haired cat.
A little bit of happy for your feet.
8. Classic UGGS
A LOT OF HAPPY for your feet, especially when you get back from a long day of Christmas shopping.
This will probably be what I wear the most often this Christmas season. Let’s just hope I have some sense of decency and don’t end up wearing them to pick up Caroline from school.
Of course, they are called “lounging pants” which is a totally different animal than a “pajama pant”.
I just love a good scarf and this one makes me happy.
Rumor has it that sometime next week, P is going to guest post on the blog with a list of things you can get for the outdoorsman in your life. Of course rumor also had it that he was going to do it earlier this week, so I guess we’ll just wait and see what happens.
Also, my sister still hasn’t had her baby. ESPN + FREE FOOD = late baby boy
And now I’m off for a big shopping weekend. This is the weekend that Gulley and I have our annual Christmas shopping weekend where we shop until we can shop no more, fueled only by Starbucks Peppermint Mocha and lots of chips and queso.
Y’all have a great Friday.
Don’t forget about the giveaway.
And for more fashion, you can go visit Jo-Lynne at Musings of a Housewife.







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I wore my pajama pants WITH my ugg boots all day yesterday.
AND I was running errands.
How sad am I?
I just love a good scarf and this one makes me happy.
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Love that AT Loft dress – had not seen it before. I’m going to a party tonight and am rocking the WH/BM sequin pants. Yowsa!
Loved #1! #2 made me laugh out loud as well. #6 scared me at first read, but after looking at them they pretty darn cute! Tell P to please post…I am running out of ideas. Very hard to shop for him when he keeps shopping for himself:) Have a great time this weekend!
I can’t believe you said, ” it’s the Christmas season and none of us are really shopping for ourselves right now…” Please tell me I’m not the only one who seems to always find things for me while shopping for others?
RAWR!! You nake me laugh!!
So, by “really cold,” do you mean 65??
I sadly succumbed to the Twilight fever earlier in the year. My friend L is a pusher and she got me hooked on the books and I can’t help myself and I know it’s weird to have a vampire watch you while you are sleeping but Lord help me he is good looking. My, that was a long sentence.
PS. The Peppermint Mocha is my all-time favorite Starbucks drink. I waited all year long to have one on Black Friday as a reward to myself for being a mocha-addict.
LOVE this week’s list! I would love to see a list written by P…it would help me with my own hubs. If I have him write a list, he knows exactly what he’s getting!!
In addition to all the fashion goodness, THANK YOU for the stalker comment. I think I’ve ingested too much garlic to read those books.
At least you were wearing Yoga pants. I showed up in the car pool line with all-out pajama pants with elves on them. NICE.
Did y’all get that snow this morning?
STILL curious to know about Gulley’s bedding purchase. Am I the only one???
You had me at garnet sheath dress. Of course, it might help if I had somewhere to WEAR it. Sigh…
So excited if P shares his thoughts on gifts for the outdoors man. I have about 5 hunters to shop for this Christmas and would love for them to open a gift they can really use and don’t already know about because clueless me had to ask them exactly what scope they wanted-since there are billions of different kinds out there:)
yesterday my friend wanted to go to the mall and I was all, oh so I guess I need to get dressed, and not just in my sweatpants and extra-large sweatshirt?
I put your crouton quote about the model on my Facebook page (with a link to give you credit) because that is CLASSIC.
Now, if all these wonderful finds could magically land in my closet, haha!!!!
I feel you should know that if you live in France or francophone Africa, all Christmas tree lights come as “guirlandes” or garlands, little circles of lights that don’t connect to each other. Now THAT would be a challenge, non? Lasso the tree? Or drape them tastefully on the sides and wrap the ensuing lengths of extension cord in tinsel?
Also, don’t apologize for not enjoying the Twilight series. You might remember being 12 but your tastes have changed nonetheless. I read the first one, suppressing the gag reflex successfully the entire time, so I could discuss it with my daughter, who is 12 and loved them yet claims to get that their relationship is freakily unhealthy. Yeah. Sigh.
Ok, that faux fur cheetah jacket totally reminds me of Goldie Hawne in Housesitter!!!
I just can’t get on board with anything velvet. I hate velvet.
For the record, anytime of the year you can order a mocha with peppermint. I even order them in May and drink it in my car with my AC turned way up!
I’m having a giveaway today. Even if you don’t enter, you should check out the company. You’d be interested as a fellow Texan!
I am so in love with the starbucks peppermint mocha right now, but my starbucks gift card just ran out! maybe santa will bring me a new one…
Oh, please tell P that I need his post very badly! I have an outdoorsmen for a husband and it would totally earn me some brownie points to come up with an awesome gift for him without him having to tell me exactly what to buy!
While I love your fashion advice, I need P’s help! My hunter husband has just about everything he could ever want, except a permanent lease in South Texas. So, any ideas would be great. I think, except then Cabela’s puts me on their mailing list which is just weird, weird, and wrong!
The scarf is beautiful–but my favorite part about it is the description–how it “suggests” a handmade look. And add me to the list of wanting P as a guest poster–my dad is one of those outdoorsman guys and he is SO hard to shop for!
I totally don’t get the twilight books either! At the urging of my 15 year old niece, I read 1/2 the first one and then just went “bleh” and stopped. I’d suggest we start a facebook page along the lines of “We don’t get Twlight” but I fear it would just be the two of us and that seems a little pitiful.
That model did not eat a crouton. She maybe ate a small slice of carrot. But nothing so fat-and-calorie-laden as a crouton.
i’m in love with sparkley flats. totally on my list this year!!
i posted today about “what is festive attire” or “what to wear to a christmas party”
Bring on the wisdom, P!
Why is a shift dress called a shift dress? What does that even mean?
I love love the coat, but in what world is XL a size 12? made me sad. The scarf is cute, but I’m afraid it would look like I was wearing a wreath on my pudgy neck. thanks for your Friday Fashion wisdom. Such fun.
Oh I can’t wait for P’s post! I’m always calling Britt’s cousin to get things for me! Since I don’t have a gun license!
And I’m totally with you on the Uggs! I have the “Tall Swell” ones. They are brown suede and they are 12 kinds of fabulous! Also with you on the SmartWool. You haven’t lived a full life until you sport the SmartWool with tennis shoes! ha!
After spending last week in NYC, I’ve decided that I need a pair of black riding boots. I believe I may have been the only girl in all of Manhattan who wasn’t wearing a pair!
LOL I can totally see your face when you saw your socks with your pants, you could TOTALLY pull that off with grace to-be-sure! lol~ and wow that scarf really made me happy too! Thanks for the chuckle to end my week. Reading your blog is always a “sure thing”….lol. Happy weekend.
Heather in NC
Fun scarf! Have a great weekend!
1. That would have been a lettuce leaf for lunch. Croutons have too many carbs.
2. Ugg has to be the sound that’s made when you look at the price tag, eh?
3. You know we have to see photos of this tree
Love the links today, Big.
We went to a fabulous Christmas party last night and I think every stylish (and we were all stylish
30-40 something chick there had on boots — flat, suede, scrunched with skinny jeans tucked in, tall pointy toe leather or suede, ankle boots, it was like being at the boot section of the Belk HA!
Crouton she ate for lunch you crack me up Big Mama. I too grew up with 8 tracks, oh how things have changed in the music field not sure if I’ll ever catch up or if I want to.
Shift dress is a loose fitting dress that I believe can be pulled on over the head. In earlier days shifts were part of the many layers of undergarments that women wore.
You crack me up with the model & her crouton lunch. Thanks!
OH No Big Mama!!! you need to read the rest of it and the other three….. I have NEVER like reading and i read it in 3 days oh my gosh they are soooo good. and your not too old for them my aunt is hooked as well as many many other moms all over the world.. You’ll thank me later
Definitely looking forward to P’s post. My outdoorsman is especially into Bow hunting and the turkey (and pheasant and deer and elk) Any and all advice appreciated!
I live in wool socks all winter long. I just discovered them last year (apparently I live under a rock) and they have CHANGED MY LIFE! And I totally wear them with running shoes to walk the dog. Or to work on a lazy day. Don’t judge.
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