I went and picked Caroline up from school yesterday afternoon and in her school bag, she had a wrapped present for me along with a card. Of course there was no way she was going to wait until Sunday to bestow my gifts on me, so she “helped” me open them as soon as we got in the car.
We openend the wrapped present which revealed a sweet, little necklace that she had made. I immediately put it on and raved about how beautiful it was and thanked her for such a sweet present.
And then I opened the card.
The front of the card had her little handprints lined up to make a heart shape and on the inside was a piece of paper where she had answered questions about me.
My mother’s name is Big Mama (she actually used my real name).
She is 680 years old.
She is 11 feet tall and weighs 11,000 pounds.
Her favorite thing is to eat at restaurants.
It’s no wonder I’ve been so tired lately. And if I’m going to lose any of this weight, I probably need to find a new favorite activity.