The real reason for the Atkins diet

Since I just wrote about singing the wrong lyrics to songs, I have to share this with y’all.

There is a song I love right now called Strong Tower by Kutless. I put it on a CD and gave it to Gulley because I knew she would like it. She told me the other day that they listen to it in the car all the time and her little boy absolutely loves it.

The chorus goes, “You are my strong tower, shelter when I’m weak…”

The other day, Gulley was out walking with her husband and their two boys. Her little boy starts singing with great enthusiasm, “You are my strong tower, sausage when I’m weak…”

Her husband pointed out that their son’s version does make sense, because nothing will give you a little bit of energy like some protein in the form of a processed breakfast meat product.