Month: September 2007

  • Something new

    In case any of y’all are wondering, you’re in the right place.

    It’s a whole new look just in time for fall.

    I owe a huge thank you to Laura at Swank Web Style. I’m sure she was about to pull out her hair with all my “Can we move this dot a .05 millimeter here and add a line here and can I see it in green also?”

    Thanks Laura. I love it.

  • Until June Winner

    We have a winner.

    Heather at Life as We Know It was lucky #16 in the comments.

    Heather email me your address and I’ll get your Until June CD in the mail. You’re going to love it!

    Have a great weekend.

  • Edition 2: Fashion Friday

    I’ll go ahead and level with y’all. This week has wiped me out.

    Between a head cold and trying to keep up with all my DVRed shows…a girl only has so many hours in the day.

    Oh, and I also had to bathe and feed my child. And P is kind of funny about wanting food to eat.

    They wear me out.

    In spite of my certain pneumonia, I’m forging ahead with Fashion Friday because there are questions that must be answered.

    Questions that have kept me up at night. Much like my 4 year old.

    And a skunk that is living under our backhouse and is very afraid of our dogs.

    Do y’all want to know what irony is? The fact that I wrote all of the above just moments before I heard the retching sound coming from the baby monitor.

    I just thought I had reached my limit.

    What a sweet kid.

    Enough of my tale of woe. Let’s get to the questions.

    1. Elizabeth asks: “What kind of TJ Maxx has designer jeans?”

    A good one.

    I had long heard rumors that TJ Maxx sold designer jeans, but had never actually seen them for myself. I imagined it was a figment of people’s imagination, much like the sasquatch or a child that eats brussel sprouts.

    Or anyone who eats brussel sprouts, for that matter.

    Then one day I spied a section of my local TJ Maxx called “From the Runway”. It’s set apart from the rest of the store as if to quarantine the fine designer merchandise from the irregular sweaters from The Limited.

    Look closely, it may be there in your store and you’ve just missed it.

    2. Candace asks: “Is walking in heels something that can you can learn to do- or is it something you either have or don’t have the ability to do. I want to walk heel-toe, but with heels that high it’s hard. Should I buy them and practice around the house? Here’s my question- did you have to practice to learn to walk in high heels?”

    I think walking in high heels is like any valuable skill. It takes some practice, especially if you’ve spent years walking in flat shoes.

    So yes, practice around the house and equip yourself with perseverance and band-aids for the inevitable blisters. That’s my recommendation.

    Bottom line, heels are your friend. Get to know them.

    3. Jess asks: “Would you mind answering a hair question? I have shoulder length blonde hair – layers, typical. I’m constantly wearing my hair pulled back because I’m in a rush to get the kids to school. I’m thinking about either cutting in some bangs to just give my face a little softness when I do pull it back OR thinking about getting a short trendy cut which might be faster to do in the morning. Any thoughts?”

    I realize this isn’t a fashion question, but hair is really one of our most important accessories.

    I had an unfortunate incident with bangs earlier in the year, so bangs are dead to me right now. I know they work for some people, but those must be people who don’t have cowlicks in the middle of their forehead.

    I’ve also noticed that more people stumble upon the blog by searching “Reese Witherspoon Bangs”, which tells me there are some women out there looking for hair answers.

    Ladies, do not be fooled by Reese Witherspoon and her cute hair. I have decided her bangs have supernatural powers that most of us do not possess.

    I’m a fan of the ponytail, but if you decide to get it cut short the best advice I can give you is to make sure it’s a time of the month where no hormonal surges are involved.

    PMS + haircut = NOT YOUR FRIEND.

    4. Leslie asks: “Fashion question for you. I am in need of cute fall tops to wear with jeans. I am in Houston so they need to be short sleeved. I also don’t want to look like I think I’m still in my twenties, nor do I want to spend more than $30ish each because I know by this time next year I’ll want something else. Any suggestions?”

    Oh, do I understand this dilemma. You have the desire for fall type things in your wardrobe, but lack the fall-like weather.

    I think the key is to find some cute, short-sleeved shirts in fall colors or patterns. Here are a few I found.

    This one is from Old Navy and it’s on sale for $20.00.

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    Here’s another one from Old Navy.

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    Here’s one from Banana Republic. It’s a little pricier, but oh so cute.

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    Plus, it comes in green. Which I love.

    And here’s some animal print goodness from Nordstroms.

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    Target is another great place to look for inexpensive fall shirts. I would love to link to some of them, but I just don’t want to right now.

    Did I mention I got about 25 minutes of sleep last night?

    5. Jen asks: “What are your thoughts on shoes moving into fall? I wear sandals all summer, and I’m a Texas girl, too, so it’s still hot in the afternoons. Is it OK to wear shoes that expose my toes, or should I cover them up?

    As much as I love my boots, I can promise y’all I’m not wrapping my feet in socks until the temperature drops below 80 degrees.

    It’s just not right.

    Open-toe shoes are your friend, southern girls. Let them walk you through these times of intense heat.

    6. Jodie asks: “Is it just wrong to wear a jacket that is too small to close??”

    Yes. It is just wrong.

    7. Several of y’all asked: “What is a pashmina?”

    This is an example of a pashmina.

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    Basically, it’s a fancy word for a wrap. Or a shawl.

    Because it sounds much better to say, “Let me grab my pashmina” than “Honey, will you get grandma’s shawl?”

    It’s all in the way you phrase things.

    So, that’s it for this week. I’m going to go crawl into the fetal position and attempt to recover from my night o’ stomach bug trauma.

    Oh, and catch up on all the treasure recorded on my DVR.

    Y’all have a great weekend!

  • Wretchedness

    I have spent the day feeling certain that I contracted some type of black plague from Kiddie Park. How else can you explain the fact that I can no longer breathe through my nose and would like nothing more to than to sleep for days?

    Everyone knows those are hallmark symptoms of the black plague.

    Or a head cold.

    Whatever.

    So tonight, P and I settled in and watched “My Name is Earl” followed by “The Office” and I felt the best I’ve felt all day.

    Shortly after the shows ended, I began to work on my Fashion Friday post, liberally dispensing amateur fashion and hair tips.

    Then, two things happened.

    1. I heard our dogs going crazy right by our bedroom window, then I heard a yelp.

    And then I smelled the unmistakable aroma of a frightened skunk.

    Did I mention it was right outside our bedroom window?

    It was so bad it made the dog throw up on the back porch.

    And speaking of throw up…

    2. About 30 minutes and 15 vanilla-jasmine scented candles later, I hear the sound of what can only be described as retching being broadcast over the baby monitor.

    Either Caroline has a stomach bug or the potato salad she ate with dinner didn’t agree with her.

    It certainly didn’t agree with her sheets.

    Due to all the foulness surrounding this house, I’m going to bed.

    Therefore, Fashion Friday won’t be ready to go until sometime later tomorrow.

    I hope.

  • We probably won’t have enough for seconds

    September in South Texas means one thing around this house…well, two things.

    1. It’s time for some dove hunting.

    2. It’s time for me to complain about how hot it is and ask repeatedly if it’s always this hot in September.

    Anyway, P took Caroline on her first dove hunt a few days ago because we learn ’em young around here.

    She loved every minute of it and had no idea that a successful dove hunt usually means shooting a limit of 15 birds.

    They pulled into the driveway and she came running up the sidewalk yelling, “WE GOT ONE, MAMA! WE GOT ONE!!”

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    She was so proud.

    And so was I.

    That’s my baby holding a headless bird.

    It’s a moment I’ll always treasure.

  • I need a little help

    Okay, I have a huge favor to ask that involves some blog housekeeping.

    If any of y’all have me listed on your blogroll or link to me on your blog (for which I am forever grateful by the way, because seriously, the fact that y’all not only come over here to read some mediocre content, but also link to it? Love you for it.) would you mind changing the link to my new wordpress url?

    If the link still has blogspot in it, it’s the wrong one. I mean, it still gets you here because there is a redirect on the page, but eventually, I’d like to get rid of the redirect.

    So, if you wouldn’t mind, I’d love it if you’d change the link to http://bigmama1.com .

    And if you do mind, then nevermind.

    Thank you for your continuing support. Y’all are the best.