Another day

  • Hooray for Thursday

    First of all, thanks for all the self-tanner suggestions yesterday. I plan to do extensive scientific research and will let you know what I decide. Because I believe in the science. And that everything looks better with a tan.

    Second, the winner of the St. Patrick’s Day giveaway is comment #181, Debra R. Congratulations! For those of you who didn’t win, but may love those earrings you can find them here at Carol & Company. And if you want either of my books, they’re both less than $10 on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

    Third, I’m so happy it’s Thursday because I am ready for the weekend. This week has already lasted approximately 15 days and it’ll be nice to see Saturday again. P and I were just talking about maybe taking Caroline to eat at IHOP after her soccer game on Saturday morning so I think it’s obvious that we have big plans.

    Finally, here are five things I thought I’d share in case you’re interested.

    1. Puffin classic box set

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    I saw these on One Kings Lane yesterday morning and have been thinking about them ever since. I’m a sucker for beautiful books.

    And check out these chalk set covers. I die.

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    2. 12 people who have no fear of heights

    I cannot even deal with this. Just looking at these pictures made me feel queasy.

    3. I realize that many of us have Let it Go to the point of exhaustion, but this is so clever.

    4. Glitter and Glue by Kelly Corrigan

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    Kelly Corrigan is one of my very favorite authors. In fact, if you haven’t read her first book, The Middle Place, then I don’t know if we can be friends until you remedy that immediately.

    Glitter and Glue is her latest book. It actually came out the same day as The Antelope in the Living Room, which I believe technically makes Kelly Corrigan and I best friends. At least in my mind.

    It’s her story of working as a nanny in Australia while she traveled around the world after college and her discovery that family is the most important thing of all. I just loved it.

    5. Lulu & Georgia

    I’m not sure how I discovered this site but it happened yesterday and I became obsessed. It’s all manner of beautiful things for your home at pretty reasonable prices.

    Have a great Thursday!

  • Trivial pursuits

    So. I believe I’ve mentioned that it’s Spring Break.

    I know what you’re thinking. TELL ME MORE.

    Gulley and I made plans a while back to take the kids to College Station for the first half of the week and so I spent last Friday getting ready to go out of town for five days. Specifically, I cleaned our toilets. I hate to make it all sound so glamorous, but it’s the truth.

    I’ve just realized as I get older that I enjoy coming home to a clean house and so I did what I could to make sure that I wouldn’t feel like I had to spend the last half of our Spring Break cleaning the bathrooms. Instead I can concentrate on the much more luxurious pursuit of cleaning out our closets.

    On Friday night we went out to eat with Mimi and Bops before leaving town the next day and then Saturday morning we slept in late and enjoyed the morning with P until it was time to pack up the car and drive over to Gulley’s house to meet up with her and the boys.

    In an unfortunate turn of events, it was a horrible, rainy, foggy drive. And Gulley and I drove separate cars because Caroline and I were leaving College Station a day early to drive to Houston for the night. But the drive was made more entertaining by the fact that Caroline decided to use this time to grill me on every aspect of my entire life, including such topics as my childhood years, what I wish I’d done differently and how I met P. I told Gulley by the time we made it to Honey and Big’s house I felt like I’d been in a therapy session. Mainly because Caroline asked after everything I told her “…and how did that make you feel?”

    I believe she has a bright future as either a psychologist or a daytime talk show host.

    We were supposed to go watch the Aggies play baseball on Saturday, but please see the above reference to foggy and rainy. It was not a day made for baseball, so we just spent the evening catching up with Honey and Big.

    But we did make it to the baseball game on Sunday afternoon even though the weather wasn’t much improved. We just bundled up, brought some blankets and made the best of it.

    And later Sunday evening, we fulfilled a goal that Gulley and I have long held deep in our hearts. We brought back family game night. First we played a good round of Skip Bo and then we moved on to Family Trivial Pursuit.

    (Gulley also brought a dice game she’d bought called Tenzi. We’ve had a lot of laughs over it because we’d texted the week before about all the things each of us would pack for Spring Break and Gulley texted, “I’ll bring TENSION!” And I replied, “Please don’t bring tension. It’s a vacation!” even though I knew she meant “Tenzi” and had been a victim of autocorrect.)

    (That story is much funnier in person.)

    (Or maybe not. Let’s just pretend like it is.)

    Anyway, here’s something you need to know about me. I LOVE Trivial Pursuit. I do. I love it. I love all manner of trivia and, true confession, I may struggle with some pride issues over all the various trivia I know. It is also true that in college several of my friends referred to me as Cliff Claven because I have a tendency to share (some might say overshare) interesting things that I know.

    It’s a bit of a sickness.

    But what’s the use in knowing all those facts if you don’t tell someone about them? I mean, it’s not like I actually know anything that’s useful in day to day life. I just remember things like “What artist designed the Campbell’s Soup cans?” and “What was the name of the bar Archie Bunker owned in the spinoff from All in the Family?”

    (The answers are Andy Warhol and Archie Bunker’s Place, which was also the name of the spinoff.)

    We divided up in three teams for Trivial Pursuit. Gulley and Will, Honey and Jacks and Caroline and me. Honey and Jacks were actually winning, but Caroline and I apparently share a gene for trivia arrogance because Will whispered to Gulley, “I’m tired of listening to Mel and Caroline brag about all the things they know.” Which is why he laughed out loud a little too hard when Caroline missed a question about Jupiter’s moons and promptly got sent to his room for being a bad sport. Although he insisted later that he wasn’t laughing because we missed the question, but because he just thought it was hilarious that Jupiter has so many moons.

    I’m sure that was it.

    Also, Caroline and I are going to work really hard to tamp down our trivia enthusiasm. It seems the only thing to do if our Family Game Night renaissance is going to succeed.

    In a bad turn of events, Will got sick later that night and Gulley ended up taking care of him until it was morning and they could get into a nearby med clinic. He ended up needing a breathing treatment and was basically diagnosed with a virus that just needs to run its course.

    But since he and Gulley were exhausted, we ended up changing our plans for how we’d spend Monday. In all fairness, they weren’t really exciting plans to begin with but we had mentioned maybe going to see a movie and possibly even bowling.

    Instead, I offered Caroline and Jackson a trip to the local Academy to look around (Yes. I mean the sporting goods store. Look for more travel tips in my upcoming brochure entitled “How to Give Your Kids an Awesome Spring Break”.) and then because we are just this out of control, we decided to also go to Aggieland Outfitters to look around because Jackson wanted a new A&M hat and Caroline wanted an Aggie soccer shirt. While we were there, they decided it might be fun to play a few rounds of air hockey in the store lobby.

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    I took that picture, texted it to Gulley and said, “I feel that someday our kids will be reminiscing and say, ‘Remember how all our friends used to go skiing for Spring Break and our moms took us to play air hockey at Aggieland Outfitters?”

    She replied, “Because their mothers are AWESOME!”

    And also know a lot of trivia.

  • Meet my friend Doreen

    About a week ago I got the sweetest little children’s book in the mail. It’s about a fish named Doreen. And while she is very cute, she’s not always very smart.

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    Poor Doreen: A Fishy Tale is written by my friend Sally Lloyd-Jones and officially releases today.

    Here’s the official description of the book:

    An Ample Roundy Fish called Mrs. Doreen Randolph-Potts is on a mission: to visit her second cousin twice removed who’s just welcomed 157 babies. But when she spies what she thinks is a yummy dragonfly—and is actually bait—poor Doreen is lifted out of the water on a fishing pole. Luckily, Doreen is, shall we say, a wee bit clueless about the dire situation. Kids will love being in on the joke as our oblivious heroine arrives, in a roundabout way, at her final destination. Sally Lloyd-Jones, author of the New York Times bestseller How to Be A Baby, and acclaimed illustrator Alexandra Boiger bring the world of a fish to vibrant, funny life.

    And there’s a great review of it by Kirkus Reviews that you can read here.

    Even though it’s a storybook and geared for children ages 4-7, Caroline and I loved reading it together. The pictures are darling and I think it’ll be one your kids will want to hear over and over again.

    You can find it here at Barnes and Noble and here on Amazon.

    I promise I’ll be back tomorrow with a full recap of our Spring Break thus far. It’s very exciting. As long as you use the word “exciting” loosely.

  • Singlehandedly keeping HEB in business

    So today is the first day of Lent. And you know what I’d really like to give up?

    Going to the grocery store.

    That’s the thought that occurred to me as I walked into HEB for the fourth time in two days yesterday. It’s like I’ve turned into my Me-Ma and Pa-Pa who used to go to the Market Basket down the street from their house an average of forty-two times a week.

    My initial trip was to pick up some prescriptions for P and a few other things that we needed around the house. But naturally I forgot to get milk which was one of the more crucial items on my list. So I made a return trip to get it.

    Then yesterday I ran to Central Market because I was going to pick up a cheese and cracker tray to take to Caroline’s school for teacher conference week. Except they were out of cheese and cracker trays.

    So I drove to my regular HEB in the hopes of finding a cheese and cracker tray and also to pick up yet another prescription for P because I had called the doctor earlier to see if he could call in a different medication. (I think most of you know by now that I consider myself to practically be a doctor because of all my pharmaceutical sales experience. It’s almost exactly the same as all those years of medical school.)

    But the new prescription hadn’t been called in yet, plus there was nary a cheese and cracker tray to be found. I had to resort to buying assorted cheeses and boxes of crackers to create my own cheese tray just like women used to do in pioneer times. However, I did take this opportunity to buy us all new toothbrushes because you always hear about how that’s important after you’ve been sick.

    (Of course I’ve also heard that you’re supposed to buy a new pillow at least once every couple of years and I think I’ve been sleeping on the same pillow ever since P and I got married. It’s not entirely due to lack of trying. I’ve purchased a few pillows over the years in the hopes that one of them might be THE ONE, but they’ve all left me with regrets and I’ve returned to my first love.)

    (Just in case you’re going to recommend a pillow, I need you to know that I enjoy a feather pillow and it needs to be fairly flat. Don’t try to tell me I want anything that involves memory foam. You might as well tell me to lie my head on a cement cinder block every night.)

    (Also, I believe it was Oprah who spread that propaganda about the need for a new pillow on a regular basis and that’s easy to say when you can afford to buy all manner of pillows filled with the right blend of essence of butterfly wings and magical sleep dust made from a unicorn’s horn.)

    The sweet girl at the pharmacy said she’d call me when the prescription was ready but I never heard from her and it’s probably for the best because if I’d had to go to HEB for the fifth time in two days I might have lost my will to live.

    And given the fact that this is the headline story of this post, it’s safe to assume there just isn’t much going on around here right now. The truth is I think I’m still recovering after a month of releasing a book and traveling and taking care of Caroline while she was sick and then getting sick myself and now taking care of P. Which maybe explains why I’ve had a tendency to go full on hermit on any day that gives me that opportunity.

    I’m just shy of growing a beard and living under a bridge and yelling at billy goats. Except now that I think about it, I think that was a troll. Whatever.

    You get the point.

    Anyway, Caroline has early dismissal from school for the rest of the week. I mentioned that one day we could go have a nice girls’ lunch and then do some shopping for clothes that aren’t darling. She has taken me up on my offer. I would appreciate prayers for patience and a supernatural understanding of sentences that sound like “I don’t want a short sleeve shirt, but one that is kind of short sleeve-ish” or “I like this but it feels kind of …(makes gesture like flapping arms while frowning)”

    But I have to say it promises to be a lot more fun than another trip to the grocery store.

  • My fingers are still frozen from the soccer game

    Well I’m sure you’ll be relieve to know that I am finally feeling better. My voice has returned to normal and I no longer walk through my days sounding like I’m in need of an iron lung.

    But I have two pieces of bad news.

    First, P is now sick. He just told me that he feels so bad that he almost understands how miserable I was that time I had surgery on my belly button and had to drag myself across the house.

    I don’t know why he even wants to joke about that. No one has ever felt that miserable.

    Secondly, it appears that once upon a time someone else took that same cough medicine I took a week ago and had the same hallucination I did. A reader sent me this picture.

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    Granted, I don’t know if this squirrel’s name is Sitka, but he is definitely holding a fishing pole and may also be allergic to peanuts. Of course I guess the upside is if my line of children’s books pans out, I can check to see if that particular squirrel model is looking to expand his resume beyond the world of greeting cards.

    In other news, we all nearly froze to death at Caroline’s soccer game Sunday afternoon. I realize those of you in the Northern states might feel like this is an exaggeration, but I assure you it was an extremely blustery 40 degrees. And it didn’t help that we weren’t really dressed for it. Mainly because it had been 75 degrees just a couple of hours beforehand and I underestimated how quickly temps could drops.

    But that was the most unpleasant moment in a weekend that was actually really great.

    On Friday afternoon I drove to College Station because I was speaking at Grace Bible Church that evening. It was an event I’d been looking forward to for a long time because I think we all know how much I love that city. And, honestly, I was really teary for a large part of the drive there because it felt kind of like a full circle moment in my life. I never could have imagined when I was a student at Texas A&M that some day I would be back speaking at a women’s event at a church.

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    That’s me speaking. I have no idea what I’m doing with my arm.

    And it was even sweeter because I had dear friends there with me.

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    That’s Gulley and my friend Tiff. We all lived together in college. Well, technically Tiff didn’t live with us but she was at our apartment so much that she might as well have.

    It was a great night and confirmed that I have reached an age where I think all college girls appear to be about thirteen. It’s amazing what faces look like before the sun damage sets in. They were precious.

    The next morning I did a book signing/reading at the Barnes and Noble in town and it was fun to meet some new people and see some familiar faces. I think the thing that always strikes me is how much I enjoy meeting everyone. It really does feel like we’re just friends that haven’t met yet.

    Here’s a video that my friend Debbi did from the reading in case you’re interested and don’t mind that I read really fast.

    And then I drove back home to San Antonio and fell asleep on my couch for two hours.

    The end.

  • Cinco things

    1. Okay, here are a few Antelope in the Living Room related things you might be interested in.

    Here’s an interview I did in a hotel room with Elizabeth while I was in Virginia Beach a couple of weeks ago.

    The Motherhood asked me a few questions about the book and is giving away 5 free copies. Click here to read and enter.

    5 Minutes for Mom reviewed the book and is also giving away a copy.

    If you’re in the Bryan/College Station area, I’ll be signing books at the Barnes and Noble on Texas Avenue this Saturday, March 1 from 10:30 until noon.

    And you have until Friday, February 28th at midnight to enter the Marriage in Six Words contest for Antelope. All the details, including the fabulous prize package, can be found here.

    2. This mom’s version of Let It Go from Frozen is the best.

    3. My friend Sally Lloyd-Jones (author of The Jesus Storybook Bible) has a new children’s book coming out in March called Poor Doreen. I got my hands on a copy yesterday and read it out loud to Caroline and we both thoroughly enjoyed it.

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    Sally is holding a fun contest on her blog and there’s a chance to win your very own copy of Poor Doreen. Click here for all the details. It’s also available for preorder here on Barnes and Noble and here on Amazon.

    4. I can’t even handle how much I love Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd. Even though I have to admit I totally record The Tonight Show on my DVR and watch it the next day because I’m elderly.

    5. If you’re like me and in mourning over the season end of Downton Abbey, you might want to read my post about it over on The Pioneer Woman. You can click here to find it.

    And that’s it for today.

    I wish I had something exciting to tell you but if I did it would be a lie because there isn’t one thing going on here right now. And I’m not complaining about it.

    See you tomorrow for Fashion Friday.